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Hilda and Rachael are discussing Amazon's Rings of Power Season 1 Episode 3 "Adar."

We gained back some memories as we talk about our new favorite realm, Numenor. Harfoots are savage, Arondir vs Legolas, Isildur is a millennial,  and we meet all the daddies.

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Hilda and Rachael are discussing Amazon's Rings of Power, Season 1 Episode 2 "Adrift."

We suffer from some memory loss as we attempt to remember what the heck happened in this episode. Enjoy us questioning (and googling) everything. And we finally get to talk about how much we love the dwarves. 

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Welcome to Season 2!

Hilda and Rachael are BACK - and are discussing Amazon's Rings of Power, Season 1 Episode 1 "A Shadow of the Past."

We talk about Elves, we talk about Harfoots, we talk about Men, we talk about how much Elrond sucks and Galadriel rules. It's a good time.

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This week, Rachael and Hilda talk about the big man himself - King Theoden. He's got it all - honor, glory, creepy advisors. In conclusion - he's a cool dude. We also discuss larping, baby Lord of the Rings characters, and finish off with some good ol' fashioned trivia.

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In this episode, Rachael and Hilda have a special guest. They talk about hard hitting topics like  "Where do orcs come from?" "How do they learn language?" and "Who's there daddy?"
Some memorable quotes include "Put the floorboards over the orc holes," and "Their helmets are different a little bit sometimes." 

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This week, we get random. No plan, no edits, just raw thoughts about Lord of the Rings.  Honestly, we don't remember what we talked about. Enjoy!

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This week, Hilda & Rachael shake things up by talking about a place, not a person.  We talk about how Gandalf is probably the president of the Shire, that Bilbo probably imports his upholstery, and we also ask pressing questions such as "Why is the dog that size?"

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Rachael & Hilda talk about the OG, Bilbo Baggins. They discuss his dope insults, his eccentricities, and his scary face. They're also joined by two friends, one of which who gives the hot take that Bilbo is, in fact, a babe. 

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Rachael and Hilda are joined by Hilda's younger sister, and talk about the best character in Lord of the Rings. It's a juicy conversation. 

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Hilda & Rachael talk about the Witch King Killer, her not so stellar culinary skills, and where Ringwraiths hang out. Also, Sauron still not having friends comes back to bite him big time.