Oh, the Baymanity! It was Collin's pic this week, and he is determined to muscle through these Transformers movies. Maybe, just maybe, the experience is starting to wear on him a bit. Imagine a 160 minute episode of Battlebots hosted by a sweaty, twitching Shia Labeouf, co-hosted by a bored-looking Megan Fox in a tank top doing slow motion jumping jacks, and throw in John Turturro's bare butt in glorious HD. Now throw up your hands every 15 minutes or so and say, "Wha...?" That's pretty much the experience.
I think we've got two more of these to go, and Collin is not going to spare me. He actually said, "Maybe the third one will be better." Ah, the naivete of youth. Actually, he did find this clip by the guys at How it Should Have Ended that absolutely nails the movie in 3 minutes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEdZ-yjxHLI