Jack Squat with Scotch!

Pull on those platform shoes and get ready to shake your groove thing with Scotch under that big, fat, stupid, mirrored ball. We're having a midweek disco party in the JACK FM studio on this week's podcast. Plus we're talking meatballs, people getting harpooned in the pee-pee, porch pooping, Nikki Sixx's feud with Eddie Vedder and more. Let's get it on!

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Well, look who's here! Poking around for a new podcast? Come on in then. Today we're talking toilets and toasters... but the fun doesn't end there. Paul Stanley joins me for a new "Stupid Criminals in the News", we exercise to the classic "Go You Chicken Fat" song and we talk about Scarlett Johansson's thong. Let's get after it!

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Why would anyone steal a thousand dollars worth of candles? Well, it makes more sense then hiding a crossbow in your pants. We cover both of these hard-hitting stories on today's podcast. Plus: Scotch's Cellphone Confession, Jackass's Johnny Knoxville, What the tooth fairy is paying these days and so much more. Have a listen!

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Well, lookee there... it's FRIDAY!! It's been a rough week so let's get our drink on. You've earned it, right? Plus Monday is President's Day so let's hear it for three-day weekends. On this podcast Scotch discusses Space Coke, Porsche fires, the Top 5 ways to let people know you're a D-Bag, and so much more. Have a listen already! 

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A non-alcoholic beer that actually tastes good? Surely you jest. Let's talk about it on today's podcast along with space travel, Olympics Innuendo, Weird Laws and all the regular features you've come to tolerate. See ya' inside. 

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Must be Valentine's Day... I see that you have a heart on! Get set for a podcast that's filled with all the sugary-sweet love you can stomach, as JACK SQUAT presents it's special Valentine's Day Super Show. We ease into things with a discussion on Tesla's recalled fart feature and then fully plunge into the holiday with Valentine's treats for your pets. Next up? Super Bowl commercials, celebrity birthdays, ugly babies and more topics centered on bad smells than should be allowed. Belly up to the bar and let us pour you up a bubbly podcast cocktail. Here we go!

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Eyeww! Is that what I think it is floating in my morning java?! On today's podcast, we talk about a restaurant ad that promoted coffee with a BIG something extra in it. Also the Top Five things you can do to show a little kindness today, giving up on your resolutions and all of the regular features you've come to tolerate. Enjoy!

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Giving Hearts Day is Feb. 10th. Nearly 550 charities are taking part, one of which is Fix It Forward Ministry. Scotch talks with Jeremy Jenson of Fix It Forward and finds out what they're all about. Have a listen and go visit GivingHeartsDay.Org.

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What-- are we turning the JACK FM studio into a sauna now? Join Scotch as he endures an extra steamy studio on a Monday morning and discusses: Big Lottery Wins, Questions we should be Googling about the Olympics, a Canadian woman who found a naked man living in her trunk and more!! Yes, it's going to get even hotter when we talk about the grossest words and tell you all about the latest taco news. It's real... it's raw... it's real raw. It's the JACK SQUAT podcast! Have a listen.

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Are you ready for a Post-Groundhog Day wrap up? You'd better hope to God you are, because the "Jack Squat" train is leaving the station and it ain't slowing down for nobody! Ya' hear me? First stop is some audio from an inappropriate outgoing message that lost one girl a potential job. Then, it's Groundhog Day wrap-up time, followed by Bezos, Bridges and Birthdays. I'd tell you more but let's save a little mystery for the podcast, eh? All aboard!!

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