Jack Squat with Scotch!

Do you know what day it is? Let's head on down to Camp Crystal Lake for Jack Squat's Friday the 13th Fun Show! We talk Friday the 13th, Showering, Beer for Breakfast, and discuss some famous Friday the 13th birthdays. Plus-Stupid Criminals and Random Facts! Better not forget your First Aid kit.

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Let's light the wick on this sucker! IKEA has a meatball-scented candle... a candle that smells like meat? Why didn't we think of that? We also talk billboards in space, mustard buns, South Park, Overplayed Songs, Stranger Things and wrap it up with our regular features; Stupid Criminals and Random Facts. Well... get listening! This thing isn't going to just happen on it's own, y'know?!

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It's going to get nasty, folks. Scotch discusses dirty hotel secrets and follows that up with some tawdry nut facts (that don't sound remotely dirty at all... really!) Next up, we try some chips, discuss the ice cream bandit and then cleanse our pallet with some traditional features; Stupid Criminals and Random Facts. Have a listen!

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If that provocative title doesn't reel you in I don't know WHAT will! Not only does this week's podcast have naked dudes chasing pigs, but also Pillow Talk, the worst smells of summer, stuff to upset Andy Warhol and Pineapple Swingers. We wrap it all up with the obligatory Stupid Criminals and Random Facts and call 'er good. Go on... take a listen already! Sheesh!

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What goes together better than tacos and fireworks? How about macaroni and cheese flavored ice cream? You may be wondering what I'm talking about. Actually, I may be giving myself too much credit. You probably could care less what I'm talking about. None the less, all your questions will be answered if you just take a listen to this week's Jack Squat podcast. So... go ahead. Do it!

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Today's podcast is brought to you by Rico Suave's "Mooseknuckle Pants." Finally, a pant that really shows off the jewels. Scotch discusses the benefits of castration, a story about a shifty woman's attempt to get free labor, Joe Exotic's quest for manly romance and more. We wrap it all up with our regular Stupid Criminals and Random Facts segments and call 'er good. You in? Then buckle up and have a listen.

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This here's a humdinger. On this Jack Squat podcast we start off by going over the rules we should all abide by when using the arm rest on an airplane. Then, we're on to the tawdry stuff! It's a love triangle on vacation with "Tales of Tainted Love" followed by lustful snack obsessions. Do you like dad bods? You do? What a sicko. We cover that as well as Random Facts and marijuana falling from the sky with "Stupid Criminals in the News." Enjoy!

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We've got another juicy bouillabaisse of a podcast for you. Scotch talks about calling in sick for work and getting busted, the cicada nightmare and more. There are more Stupid Criminals, Random Facts, a peek at Kanye's UGLY jacket, and we wrap things up with our first "poop-in-the-pool" story of the summer. Check it out---it's all in this episode of JACK SQUAT!

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Nothing is too stupid to include in a podcast, right? I'm glad you agree with me on that. Just keep that in mind as you listen to this assortment of stories and bits, including one about a mayoral candidate who got interrupted during a press conference by a flying sex toy attached to a drone. Still with me? Great. We also talk donuts, stinky states, Karens, board games, stupid criminals and more. Have a listen!

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Nothing gets the saliva flowing like a top-notch podcast. That said, let's wax poetic about hummus and peeing cicadas. Have I got your pie hole dripping yet? No? Well, I'm sure you'll find some of these other topics enticing. Let's see... hot dogs... taking back the tip... random facts... nope? Oh well. Why not humor me and have a listen anyway. This is Jack Squat with Scotch.

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