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In this episode, we are broadcasting from the inside of a closet! There is a murdering child afoot and while hiding we decide to pass the time, and what better way to do that then loudly recording an episode of JLB! But seriously folks, we are in severe danger here. Anyway, we talk shit about other podcasts and their sniffle edits and then we join a babysitter club. Joan’s kid goes off the rails and plants clever lego traps and kills with menacing garden shears. Josh’s childhood teddy bear who was unsatisfied with his penis size decides to go off on an epic adventure comparing dongs. While in the closet we meet an old chain smoking big nose curmudgeon named Barbara who believes hard work, a pack of smokes, and shot of whisky will solve the world’s problems.

Fashion update: Grey wool is in this year!

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In this scary episode of JLB, (while watching a Paula Abdul video) we are visited by MC Skat Kat with a dire message about the cartoon world and how it is under attack by a menacing serial killer, known only as Christopher Robin. While shit is going down in 100 Acre Wood, he mistakes our podcast for an award winning radio talk show to ask for help and get the word out. After rambling on about how Abdul’s video paid for his grad school he recounts the terror caused by Robins. Killing cartoon notables such as Bugs Bunny, Porky Pig, and Popeye the opium laced weed dealer. Josh then gets hung up on Jessica Rabbit’s boobs and inter-species love connection before closing things out and getting MC back home. So tune in for all this and more! Remember folks, cartoon cat dick can fill cavities.

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In this episode, we ramble on about some old fashion God related curse words and then treat our buffer fans to the many things Jill doesn’t understand. It’s not a club until the cops shut ya down. We then jib-jab about the ill fated Ford Francis Bacon, which was a car that used a bacon cooker to prevent you from falling asleep at the wheel. Jill tracked down balding middle aged men because she is the karma chameleon. Josh takes up the lost art of navigating and takes Jill on a misguided expedition to Birdmuta, where we get into our sexy mysterious Hot Topics. It’s all moistened clam ham and classic bear smackdowns from here folks, so tune in now ya bunch of buffers and find out!

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In this episode, Jill opens with a brief impromptu interview (via Snapchat) with presidential hopeful, Scat Mayor. Unfortunately, he doesn’t have his translator with him so she has absolutely no idea what he is talking about. Nevertheless, Jill charges on with thought provoking questions about reaching the millennials and the Snapchat dick pic method. Josh walks in from taking a humongous shit and finds Jill already doing the podcast without him and then she rambles on about wanting to join a vape club to represent Vape Nation. Should it be broadcast on Spanish ESPN? Damn straight! We then get on a little hashtag jib jab before Josh ruins our lives with a shit story about yet another club he has joined. Don’t worry, this one is actually relevant! Lets just say it has a little something to do with pokeballin’ and self rape *wink*. We then close things out by sharing a short audio clip from our new Youtube sponsor, Ultimate Tech Reviews Unlimited with Larry, where he does amazing tech reviews and his wife Barbara does dollar tree art reviews, they’re great!

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In this episode, we talk about agile foxes, shitty bus driver wages, neckbeard things, and the outrageous ham tax of 1863. We have a heated discussion about North Carolina’s many overrun fox farms and the silly practice of checking foxes buttholes for polyps. Jill may not know what a neckbeard is, but you can pretty much convince her to eat any garbage food with some slick advertisements. Which leads us into a brief Champion Diet jib jab before completely degrading our intern, K-Bone. We then go right into our “Hot Topics” about Jill’s swift decision to transition into a fox, well a chinese fox to be exact! Will she be the best chinese fox ping pong player of all time? Will she create a hot new foxtract dance move? These questions and more in this exciting episode! We then close out the show with a fascinating Noel Fielding update.

This episode is proudly sponsored by Gary’s Razors!

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