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Come, gather around children and enjoy a mystical tale of the elusive, Crack Snek (snake). But before we get into this wonderful and inspiring journey we briefly talk about being encased in sugar as well as Jill’s crazy sexy Sam Neill dream. Then there is some random discussion involving tattoos to make your hands more manly, those damn freeloaders, french talk, and supple areolas. Finally, we get into our story about not just your average Crack Snek, but a whole Crack Snek family with an abusive wife, 40 baby sneks, and a hard working, steel factory supervising, man’s man of a ziti snake named Demetri. It’s a romping good time and a story that will inspire generations of Italian boys who desperately want to be actors.

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In this episode, failed news year resolutions, homeless stranger danger, and those darn lazy ice snakes. We also get into our main discussion about job interviews since we are interviewing for the “Derpist Podcasting Network”. We give you some hot tips and tricks to make you stand out and excel in your next job interview. Tips like voodoo, Ouija boards, fresh dogs,, and eating worms are guaranteed to get you that job and even an instant promotion! We then spend a considerable amount of time talking about one of the hottest movies of 2008, The Crank. We close things out with an exciting Noel update and some social media jib jabs.

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In this episode, we go completely off track and talk about various subjects like bitcoin cookies, drones, Tulsaletto, and whitewashing the problems away. Ol’ gofer arms (Josh, as he was called in his youth) briefly rants about witchcraft skyping before we engage in a postal worker drone baby discussion with drone-stradamus notes sprinkled in. Josh joins another community, this time of the bathrobe wizardry variety and Jill just suspects he is easily persuaded, especially if there are strong men involved. After whitewashing our problems away we finally hop into our main “Hot Topics” about the hit MTV documentary, “True Life: I Was Born Without An Anus”. Jill spouts off about the dino conspiracy and then we end the show with some recorded takes from our new job, tech support at Blizzard Entertainment.

This episode is proudly sponsored by WackaMaCrack and presented by the one and only, Chinese Sean Connery. Need a crack, WackaMaCrack!

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In this episode, we get back to the basics with a standard format that is guaranteed to bring the sibling confusion that’ll have you guessing. In this particular program we are graced with the presence of our celebrity special guest, Seth Rogen’s laugh. Josh is extra smiley today and talks briefly about the fun loving lawn community he joined that borders on being a kinky new sexual fantasy. We talk about lawyer stuff and Pepe Le Pew stripes before diving into our main Hot Topics about the Rain Conspiracy. Are meteorologist in on the secret? Do they have the key to the universe? How much are they really making off umbrella sales? We then liven things back up with a long discussion about the infamous, Walsh Brothers, before closing things out with fashion updates and a #ChampionDiet.

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In this episode, we take a trip into the deep anals of The Jungle to shoot our new documentary about pop-tart farm production. We haven’t found any masts or Keebler Eleves mass graves so we’re pretty sure there isn’t a conspiracy afoot, yet. Anyway, we learn about many different things here in the jungle like Junglos, talking animals, chain smoking bears, trains, and organic wood carved dildos. We’ll meet fantastic characters like a sexy snake and King Louie Armstrong who violently suffers from traumatic flashbacks, can’t get too close. But that’s OK, you’re the cream of the crunch! So, hop on board the train and join us on this exciting adventure full of wonder and mystery and riches beyond your wildest dreams!

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In this episode, we turn to the simple life of the Amish folk to bring you, our humble listeners, some guidance, some wisdom, and some sloppy wet bean chest. While learning to live an uncomplicated life (like the true Amish people of South Florida) we talk about the many Amish activities out there like plowing, churning, and dick in the dirt. We discuss some of the cultural divides as well as give you insight to the many wondrous insults and curse words that the Amish are forbidden to say. As with any Amish discussion, we have to talk about sports and in this case we ramble on about one of the great Amish American pastimes, throw sack. You are certainly in for a hoot, after this episode is finally transcribed by brother Jebidiah and released in about 10 years or so.

Warning! This episode was recorded on an actual Potato!

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