Come, gather around children and enjoy a mystical tale of the elusive, Crack Snek (snake). But before we get into this wonderful and inspiring journey we briefly talk about being encased in sugar as well as Jill’s crazy sexy Sam Neill dream. Then there is some random discussion involving tattoos to make your hands more manly, those damn freeloaders, french talk, and supple areolas. Finally, we get into our story about not just your average Crack Snek, but a whole Crack Snek family with an abusive wife, 40 baby sneks, and a hard working, steel factory supervising, man’s man of a ziti snake named Demetri. It’s a romping good time and a story that will inspire generations of Italian boys who desperately want to be actors.