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Alright, alright alright, welcome to the party ya’ll. In this episode we get knocked out and wake up in a strange new magical world known as Fraggle Rock (The hit 80s kids show). After regaining consciousness in a seedy alleyway we are greeted by a special guest, fraggle garbage man Doopy-Doo. He has learned some truly unsettling things about the Fraggles and wants to use us to escape his hellish life here in FR. His grand conspiratorial musings have convinced and frightened us to our core and we want nothing more than for ol’ Doppy here to get out and enjoy a brand new 2016 Lincoln luxury car. We also discuss other issues tormenting frag society like masts, shipyards, cookies, singing, and mass graves. Tune in to hear what grave conspiracy is plaguing Fraggle Nation and the steps we all can take to save these pathetic puppet things.

Remember: An arm in the ass is worth two in the trash.

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It’s finally here! The 50th episode celebration!

In this episode, Josh chastises Jill on proper podcast etiquette before rambling on about about her weak fingers, thrift store underwear, and dumb interview questions. We then jump into the most exciting topic you can imagine, retirement plans. You’ll hear enthralling tales of credit card fraud, people scheming, and sand dune fox holes. We then pop on over to our “Hot Topics” of the day with a grand list of Jill and Josh’s (Mainly Jill’s) top hot obscure guys over 50. Jill then hits us with an exciting Noel update about his tour and then we close out the episode with special guest Reverend Applebottom in his new podcast segment, Lord Minute.

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Do you like trains? I hope so! Because in this episode we are bringing them back by discussing our passion for trains as well as our recent enrollment to Train Conduction School. Nevermind the vagrants who fry delicious eggs on trashcan lids, they may tempt and lure us train folk, but we are too dedicated to the craft. We talk about the many inspirations that attracted us to the trian life like fancy conductor hats and movies such as the “Polar Express”. We briefly jibjab about Steven Seagal and the story he broke that shocked the train community (it involved delicate touching and buffalo wings) before diving into little boys that have fresh young lungs. Josh breaks the news early about Fashion Week 2017 while Jill informs the listeners of the 25% suicide rate of train conductors and then there is the rivalry, Trains vs Planes. We close out the episode discussing our graduation thesis project as well as the train communities inspiring song, “Runaway Train” by Soul Asylum.

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In this episode, Jill is but a simple yet passionate peach farmer trying to defend her crop from little orange haired twin boys. We go over ways to thwart the terror they cause and one of those ways is you guessed it, Yahoo Answers! Not only has it helped me with my taxes, Yahoo Answers has provided us with the resources to solve virtually every known problem that has plagued mankind. It’s free and easy to use, in fact new users are signing up everyday and answering questions to help you achieve success and live a truly fulfilling life. Jill even found out what M.O. stands for using Yahoo Answers, but we digress. We then talk briefly about the controversial rivalry between Limbo Fuhrer and Demon Trucker before jumping into our latest Hot Topics, “Ways to be popular”. As a big nose listener you’re going to hear the top 5 ways that will exponentially improve your existence, by the only measurement that matters in life, being popular. You will hear tips like gain weight, push ups, going rouge, and saying things like “My word is my bond”. We close out our episode with your typical social media plugs but don’t forget, we are technically a 5 star podcast and if you have stars to give then you need adult supervision, that shits hot!

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In this episode we introduce you to our new lifestyle we’ve embarked on, celebrity chefing. That’s right folks, with months of dedicated butt sex and deals with devil turkeys we’ve managed to finally crown into the limelight of TV cooking and things. We tell you about our early life and what inspired us to become the cooking phenoms that we are today. Then we discuss Jill’s upcoming cookbook, “Champion Diet” which includes many heart healthy recipes like cheese and ranch, ranch infused baked beans, and ranch pizza. Bobby Slay and Jill then rag on our arch nemesis who is a cheap ass celebrity magician chef with a bitch wife assistant, yea we went there Jacque!

If you’ve ever had the urge to become a celebrity chef then we encourage you to listen to this episode. Who knows, maybe you’ll be one to too!

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In this episode we spout some jib jab about Pope’s Pizza, one of the greatest pizza places on Earth and the MOOn!!! We do spend some time talking about origins as well as the other founder, Carl Pope. Jill doesn’t know what a sand spur is but she does know what Cowboy spurs are but that’s ok because talking about Cowboy Hat Chili really makes ya hungry, man hungry. It’s hard, being a hard man, in this hard life, though if you were gonna be any kind of hard man, make sure you’re a boy of cows; A Cowboy. We then do a continuation of your last episode and expound a bit more about the remaining contents on our vision boards, such as soft bottoms and Instagram foodies. Then we get into our Hot Topics about ways to make a difference in our community, can you think of a few ways? Don’t worry, we got you covered! We talk about helping old ladies, elderly clothes, we address the homeless problem, cause power outages, rat farm, and so much more!

Don’t forget to pickup a copy of Fluffy Tangelo and Black Truffles new album Cheese Rounds Vol 1. on November 6th 2016.

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This year we are laying our lives on the line and sharing our New Year’s resolutions with you, the humble yet constipated listener.

That’s right folks, Josh #2 has returned from his “Everquest” and we are now back with this hard hitting episode that will bring tears to your eyes. But before we get into the meat paste of the program, we would like to take a moment and remind you that this is an election year and we are throwing all of our support to the one and only, Scat Mayor. You heard him on last week’s’ poddy and boy, what a doozy of an impression he left on us and all you fine listeners. Anyway, we kick things off with some political race jargon as well as some old man Ron Paul discussion about his frailty and Goodwill attire. Then we learn why Josh’s voice is so low before he challenges Josh #1 to a dangerous bike riding competition (not crossfire). Superman has an extreme allergy to poppy seed but that doesn’t stop him from scarfing down lemon poppy seed muffins, but he is a stupid superhero anyway. We then finally get to what’s on the docket for 2016 and it’s not all residuals and royalties either, it’s also about Crow’s Blood, hawk nuggets, deli meats, and lying more often. If you really want to know why Jill is a light fog or licking peps then you’re going to want to tune in to this eye opening episode about love, heart, and family. 100 likes bitches!

(This episode is brought to you by the Scat Mayor Campaign for Premium Power)

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Do you want to talk about the real issues in America?

Do you like Japanese culture?

These questions and more in this very special presidential political episode of JackaLackaBuff!

Josh #2 is currently out of the office so we got Josh #1 to help us conduct this most exclusive and most terrible interview with presidential candidate, Scat Mayor. Even after a grueling nine hour direct flight, he still managed to come in with guns blazing, energizing and mesmerizing us with his revolutionary ideas for the country. After some quick preliminary questions, Jill digs deep into what Scat Mayor is all about as a person and as a future leader. We learn of his love for Japanese culture as well as the policies of one of his idols, Emperor Palpatine, a fictional character in some stupid space movie. When Josh #1 grills him too hard, he receives a little backlash as well as a challenge from Scat Mayor, a Crossfire battle! Although Josh #1 ain’t no Luigi, he declines like a “gentle man” and continues the interrogation with cat like reflexes. All in all, Jill and Josh #1 are 100% completely sold on the idea of having a pure breed scatting president, and you will too after listening to this titillating and enthralling episode.

Hail Scat Mayor!

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A riddle for you!

We kick things off with some old man life advice before laying out what just happened to us. You guessed it! We are trapped in a cabin in the icy Canadian tundra and have been snowed in by ambalanche. We are so jammed and hard packed in, but lucky for you multicultural Jill managed to pile up on some Kraft dinner as well as cooking up a mean St. Bernard dog leg, so we might make it after all. In this episode we find the Necronomicon (and its multiple uses) as well the absurd amount of interesting Nickelback memorabilia scattered throughout the cabin with items like signed shoes and bologna sandwiches. We then go right into our Hot Topic, “Survival tips if you get stuck in a cabin during an ambalanch” with such tips as marshmallows, door frames, and particularly cold bananas. Closing out the episode with fashion advice and as you would have figured this year it is all about, FUR!!! From fur contacts to furry retainers this episode has it all, and glory holes.

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We’re back ya bunch of big noses! We take a tug boat horn moment for 2015 and then get right into a few motivation-ally inspiring fitness quotes. New year, new you, right? We talk briefly about how Josh won the coveted “Small Male Butt” award for 2015 before diving into what Jill has been up to at the tail end of the year. As you know, Jill has been selected to be in a special program to learn about multiple health topics and she will then go on to speak about at colleges around the U.S. about what she’s learned as well as her research. We then get completely way off topic and Josh constantly forgets names and TV shows for no apparent reason; must be lack of mass in the ass. We discuss the many uses of Kale and why it is an essential green for your body and the different types of kale products. We then get back into our hot topics where Jill reveals to us, after intensive research at various gyms (before being kicked out), her astounding new exercise clothing that is going to revolutionize and shock the fitness industry to it’s fucking core.

If there is one podcast episode you have to listen to this year, it is this one!

You could lose 95 LBS with absolutely zero effort in a matter of weeks!

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