JackaLackaBuff

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Hello and welcome to the first ever JackaLackaBuff Philoso-poddy where we not only engage in philosophy mumbo jumbo but we also philosophize your dick off. In this episode we philosophically grab your attention with a deep and intriguing quote to awaken your mind. We then talk about our hilariously new and exciting play that is loosely based on A Christmas Carol. Then one of the interesting discussions that Jill brings to the table was philosophizing about what ancient philosophers were like in their heyday; Hair dresser anyone? We then close out the show with our most serious Hot Topics yet, Cats and the rising prevalence of the internet in our daily lives. Now enjoy a few lines from our hit play:

“I just want some bread, I’m starving, I’m dying over here!”

“I’ll eat your fucking shoe!”

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In this druthering episode of weenie goodness we return after spending 9 months becoming drutherified and certified in the exquisite art of hot dog inspection by the coveted Family Druthers Association (FDA). We talk a little bit about the organization and about the international hot dog eating contest at Bert’s hot dawg stand before we get into Jill’s hermit crab fads. Afterwards, we get into a serious discussion about the Lithuanian peoples and their premium landscaping talent, needless to say they got the Eskimos beat, bada bing bada boom, amirite? We answer one of the most anticipated questions there is to know about dogs, and that is what kind of meat you put in there? You can’t go druthering around all willy nilly, you gotta have a plan ya scat turkeys. We then dive in wiener first into our Hot Topics about the different ways you shove a delicious 6 foot Georgia hot in your watering mouth. We end things with a poll that we will post tomorrow on names for dogs and see what the folks out there got for us, hiennn? Anyway, this is going to be the hot dog podcast you’ve been dreaming of! So get off the pooper, eat a couple franks, strap in and strap on and take a listen.

You can donate a dollar to help the hungry folks in other nations around the world. Each dollar goes towards the shipment of a 5 gallon bucket packed with hot dogs.

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In this softly spoken episode we take a journey with our approved membership cards from Walgreens to explore the underground whisper community of ASMR. We start off with a murmuring disclaimer and a few gently chosen ASMR quotes to give you something to peacefully mull over while calmly sipping your coffee. After introducing a clip of the world renowned ASMR anthem “Whisper Song” (which is quietly played at every community convention on repeat) we discuss the rising and confusing issues that surround the whisper app (Hint: it’s not about whispering). Then our very own (ASMR Gallagher trained) Jill graces us with a few pleasing displays of audible wonderment with the rustling sounds of items like keys, ant hills, ten dollar bill, zippers, and a fiber one bar. We then silently end the poddy by subtly easing into our Hot Topics of popular whisper phrases like “that was a nice shit you took back there man” and “nice toes”.

We hope everyone enjoyed our peaceful trip and if you’re home alone while your mom is out getting pickles then please give this episode a gentle listen.

**Disclaimer: This is not meant to be a sexual poddy for the ASMR folks.**

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Heyyy! How you doin? How’s your mother? Good? Ok. In this episode we bring you a very special guest, Jill’s trusty and reliable mechanic, Vinnie No-Brains from Primo Auto. As you all know, Jill’s cah has been in the shop for a bit and we invite Vinnie on to discuss some car business and pizza joints like Pope’s Pizza. We then get a very inquisitive letter about cars and potatoes from one of our faithful listeners, Robert from Idaho (with the big dong). Even though Idaho is known for strip clubs and potatoes we still manage to throw out some advice to our sandino Robert. After some back and forth on our trusty tips we get down to brass tacks with our Hot Topics, you guessed it, about cah maintenance. This 350 horsepower episode is gonna have you pissing in your tank before ya know it!

Tell your mother I said hi.

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Hello out there fellow l33ters and interweb peoples! Web D00dz coming at ya with some really cool techie computer talk, no n00bz pls, lol. Broadcasting from the l337 lair with Jacob Willingsberth and Button Washington, we bring you a poop ton of sponsors (so we can make the big benjamins) before diving into how l33t we are with being the pioneers of the internet’s favorite Ma$e webring. Jacob talks about how “alpha” he his before him and Button drop some sweet web jokes on you n00bz, #lamo alert! We then drop some advanced computer tips and trivia on you lamos and do a Hot Topics of some of our favorite stuff, which is basically a primer on being cool and 1337. I know you can’t contain yourself with how awesome we are but we had to end the show sometime and so we end it on one epic note, Billy Dee Williams.

n00bz!

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In this “nonprofit” and “educational” episode we broadcast to you from the MOON!!!!! That’s right folks, we were sent here on a top secret mission by the French Government and to talk with you all about the “Moon Life” in a non-pandering way. We kick it off with a wise and pandering joke from our very own Jerry Seinfeld and then pander right into the futuristic tunes of the moon which is basically one song by Gary Numan on constant repeat. Though Jill’s main purpose in life is to find the Hidden Valley, she performs a humankind first of doing slam poetry on the moon and receives quite the spatial recognition for it. Before making history, Josh gave her a few voice tips from his pandering vocal coach which included dildos, gargle sounds and method speaking. We pander away with our Hot Topics about slut shaming spiders, moon crabs, and what happens when ya mix the two. We then close out the episode talking about fine dining, Saturn genital ringworm, moon cheese, and a moon fashion update. So let our pandering banter sway you into tuning in, because you are not gonna want to miss this most exciting episode!

Bless your peps.

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Hi Everybody! This is #1 Russian Podcast with Sasha and Yurkov; the only government sanctioned podcast. Sasha quotes supreme leader of Russia, Vladimir Putin, to raise spirits and inspire your brain. We talk about best things here in Russia like hospitality, water efficiency, and social justice with potato salad. In episode we bring you many scheduled spontaneous Russian dance jigs and then warm topic about stray dogs from west. There is good “random” ban-tar we have in this broadcast then we get letter from concerned secret name listener who need advice about next door neighbor. We get no red phone call this show so we will have another scheduled spontaneous episode soon, we hope.

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In this episode we kick it off with an inspiring quote about playing mind games with coworkers and then dabble in some “actual” news banter about Pope fashion and drug violence in Latin America. We then be good, charitable, christian southern women and solve the homeless people in tramp shoes problem. We get into some hot topics about “Hopes and Dreams” and end it with a direr PSA that will save lives and keep Tara Reid away.

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In this episode we get down and dirty with our breathy, soft, and jazzy voices to bring you some inspirational quotes while sipping on some delicious fair trade organic brown juice. We talk about some of our gourmet deconstructed food recipes and then we spit some Hot Topics right into your ear holes. You’ll learn some practical and not so practical tips to beat the heat this summer like bats and scats. We then get a fan mail question from our loyal listener, Jade, and it’s all about cat fashions! This is one episode you are going to want to listen to for at least 23 times and in 23 different places because it is just that good folks.

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