JackaLackaBuff

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In this gluten free episode we kick it off with some renowned banter about the old days of the internet and how we were basically pioneers of that shit. We then jump right into our main theme for this episode and if you haven’t guessed already, it’s gluten. We discuss the history of gluten dating back to biblical times and talk about the gluten pact Jesus made with one particular Roman who just wouldn’t let it go. We then read out one of our most inspiring gluten free quotes and figure out if dunking dry wall in coffee is the correct way to enjoy life free of glutens. There is an impromptu science bitch question, Jill blackout rages, and then we get a Birthday voicemail from our boy Donnie Crespo. It’s a spectacular gluten free episode that 1% will care too much about and the other 99% will actually laugh.

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In this beer friendly 21st episode, Jill proclaims herself as “the smart one” while existentially studying abroad to save the sea otters/seals. We then weave you a marvelous spur of the moment story, tenderly titled “The Tale of the Tainted Tangerine Tailor”, where there is apparently some confusion about the job duties of a tailor.

Listen to the enthralling tale about a poor downtrodden little boy who just needed some bread, but after meeting the town’s mysterious and withdrawn tailor, he is whisked away on a magical and emotional journey of self discovery, where he makes a tough and self-serving decision that will drastically change his life forever. Join us, in this enchanted story of the ages that will pull right at the heart strings and leave you weeping like a little bitch.

This episode contains 5% more boner talk.

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In this Father’s Day special 20th episode extravaganza of massive proportions we give you the most inspiring quote from the most influential thinker of the modern age, Steven Seagal. We then have a brief discussion about the loneliest dinosaur, Carl, who gets massive boners at inappropriate times. Jill then brings in Reverend AppleBottom for a surprise exorcism on Josh to exo-scissor his old housekeeper who periodically possesses him. One of our awesome listeners submits another fabulous science bitch question about belly button lint, thanks Bictoria! We then end it with a very special treat from one of our own loyal listeners, Adam Lassiter, who has composed a song for us lovingly titled “Bacon Grease”.

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In this episode we have absolutely nothing planned, you could say we were just gonna “wing it” but the good Lord, P-Dub, saved us with our very first guest call. That’s right folks, we got a call from our faithful Brooklyn listener, Donnie Crespo. He was jazzed to speak with us and talk about the latest conspiracy that is plaguing our country’s fragile educational system. It all started when he noticed one of the “kids these days” disrespecting his mother but little did he know a plot was brewing to keeps them chilren’s dumbed down. This is a serious matter and after listening to the episode we request all listeners to take immediate action!

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In this episode we sync our dockets and talk about the posh life. We talk about the hard life of living in mansions, necessary plastic surgery, knee caps, social issues, TatorTot Swift, and keeping our maid service in line for the next Rihanna jam. Also, we share with you our first Seagal update and talk about his latest film project. It’s a posh extravaganza you won’t want to miss!

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In this “phoning it in” episode we motivate your life with a phat quote by the phat Dr. Martin Luther King Jr; so phat. We also talk about fears, some more #championdiet tips and a sultry Noel Fielding update for you “Brit Brit” folks out there. A little phat nugget shout out to our international friends with the big thigh gaps!

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In this episode we discuss an epic fashion tip, Hot Topics, and then Jill snorts constantly. We also share a new commercial with the one and only Chinese Sean Connery and promote the only Russian podcast that is sanctioned by the government. So get your dunker strips ready and enjoy this exciting installment of Jackalackabuff; We also time shift.

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In this Mother’s Day special episode we bring up some childhood memories and get a little scared in the process. We also check out a voice-mail from a faithful listener as well as receiving a “Hot Topics” from our boy Robert in Idaho and then some champion diet advice with Josh.

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