First an update on tank watch that hopefully helps Jazz fans not crash out. Then Art and Chad get in their bag for trade season with tons of mock trades fresh out of the trade machine.

Art and Chad are joined by the Clayton brothers Dan and Ken to celebrate the Utah Jazz/NBA Festivus.

Airing of Grievances
Feats of Strength
Festivus Miracles

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Your drunk uncles Art and Chad are here to say wild things about basketball (that they both kind of believe) that are sure to offend your basketball sensibilities. Consider this practice for tolerating your weird relatives. Happy Thanksgiving!

- Jordan Clarkson's favorite podcast!
- The Jazz are fine... this is fine.
- Should Cody Williams get some G-League time?
- We have too many big button jackets.
- First look at the top-7 prospects on our big boards.
- Tank watch and guess the record!

- The origin of Hard Willy
- "Are we worried?" scale
- Kyle Filipowski is REALLY good
- Tank Watch (looking amazing)
- Predict the record

- We explain the origin of the podcast name.
- Say something nice... say something mean.
- Keyonte George check-in!
- Danny Ainge texts(!)
- Who says no?
- Tank update and predict the record

- Sad Taylor Hendricks injury news. 
- Collin Sexton discussion 2.0
- Trick or treat? 
- The tank is so strong! 
- Guess the record this week!

Art & Chad discuss the opening game of the 2024-25 season for the Utah Jazz. They give their instant reactions and play a game called "It's just one game, but...".

Art & Chad review the quiet offseason, give thoughts about the first preseason game, and make predictions for the upcoming Jazz basketball season.

Art Cummings and Chad Lowe discuss the aftermath of the Lauri Markkanen extension and what comes next for the Utah Jazz.