Dreaming of ex-boyfriends, the dangers of naked gardening and transforming one slob into a full-blown celeb. Careful where you put your keys.

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The worst word in the world ever, doing something down a chimney and turning slobs into celebrities. Look at her. She's got no friends.

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Apologising to partners, confessions from the uni bar and some lovely hot buns. Honestly, the things you find in urinals these days...

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Naughty pictures, Charlie's in trouble and who's that over there? It's Lady FarFar.

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What happens when no one wants to kiss you? Plus getting trapped in patio furniture, carrying on as usual and it's not Micky's birthday. It's all phoney stuff.

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Putting things in place, cow hoovers what 22 firefighters get up to at work. Good job this is an even numbered podcast.

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Men receiving flowers, women sleeping with cuddly toys and a rubbish celeb party. Are you there?

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Sick films, jokes we don't get and what you get up to by the side of the road. Is that OK with you, Ireland?

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Seagulls, fake news, and the confessions of 17-year-old Trev. Grab a newspaper with eye holes cut out and let's get to it. 

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Nick the Private Investigator investigates privately, the correspondants piddle in pools and half an hour of music in 3 minutes. When will that bloke call us back?

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