Adam Educates: learn how spammy links on forums actually work. Plus: a new and shitter model for advertising. And finally: a deep dive into the world of glory holes; so many questions, such a few holes.

Never iron again! Daniel tells us how. Adam begins investing in the future. Daniel cries for Mother Earth and laments the flooded hard-rubbish market. And what has Adam been cooking?

Gather ‘round, children; it’s story time with Adam! From sects to sex, weddings to singers, jolly cobbers, Adam and Dan, try helping a listener with his quandary regarding a lady. While another listener claims he knows a word that rhymes with orange...

Did Dan baby-sit a parcel of land to sleep with a woman? They also ask the question: to lead or not to lead? And how? But most importantly, Adam helps Daniel build his OH&S brand to inspire everyone to be SAFE!

Adam the folder and Daniel the door knob ninja discuss work ethic and self-image, only to be sidetracked by pig orgasms and corkscrew penises. They also show their gratitude to the fluorescent workers doing shit jobs (earning top dollar).

Join Adam and Daniel for brunch and some morning wood, as Adam gives crucial advice to men buying clothing for the opposite sex. Daniel shares his space bath experience. And the old men share their magical secret for getting in and out of chairs.

Adam has returned from Egypt and although he missed the revolution, he did get himself a personalised theme song. Daniel comes up with a plan that could have saved the Egyptians a butt-tonne of effort. And... WHO GOT A ROOT?!?

Adam looks for friends in India but finds only saris. Daniel talks through his multi-level wedding gift that keeps on giving. They then end up brainstorming to enhance a brothels business plan.

A tale of eight legs. Daniel shares a real-life drama that takes place in his bedroom window. Will Daniel commit arachnid murder on air to avenge a huntslady’s thirty-eight missing babies? Tune in to find out!

Adam gets a pullin' and a plantin’ in the backyard and Daniel digs out some herbaceous puns. Adam tells Daniel the parable of Stone Soup and they both bask in the mystery of their childhood story books.