Jump back in time with Adam and Dan to Hypercolor t-shirts; were they toxic to humans? They also discuss whether people dress for themselves or the person they’re shagging. And are Hipsters self-aware? John Connor, look out!

Get your free history lesson on the terrifying Pirate Blackbeard, and the overly polite Pirate William. Learn of how Captain Feathersword found fame with One Direction. And Adam shares his own experience of performing thousands of shows on the road.

We don’t know how to explain this episode; heat-induced delirium? Freewheeling chicken-flavoured funsicles? Either way, Australian democracy and pregnancy tattoos are celebrated.

As Adam prepares to exit Le Ghetto and move into a new home, he’s faced with negotiations to vie for space for his precious pile of stuff. Meanwhile, they discover John Farnham’s scheme to farm women’s underwear.

Adam and Dan decide to take a walk with the wombats and cockatoos. Adam then shares his house auction strategies and Dan encourages him to keep a collection of corpses.

Adam strives to attract New Years Eve party goers with the scent of burnt sausages and caramelised sugar, whilst Daniel plays Twister Frisbee with Adam’s girlfriend. Both share their New Years resolutions and how create a SMART goal.

Daniel the Donkey and Adam the Elf record a special Christmas Eve show where Adam teaches us about the questionable stories within our favourite Christmas carols, and Daniel gives the gift that'll sort out any shit present in any arsehole.

It’s a double shot of “culcha” in this episode as Adam regales Daniel with his trip to Malaysia, and shocks him with all the meat he put into his mouth. Daniel returns fire with tales of his US trip, with ball-tingling results!!

While Adam (the hairless elf) gives muggers a piece of Christmas, Daniel is busy performing risk management. On the ladies. He then tells a cryptic tale about his favourite eatery, and how he’s been receiving much more than what he ordered.

Daniel, Adam and their biggest fan defile yet another sacred topic: Religion. Adam delivers an urgent fruit-related public service announcement and Daniel high-classes his insides with premium ice-cream.... and what was that about Henna?...