Why does nature reward hubris and dark chocolate lovers? What is white chocolate's dark and dirty secret? Apart from discussing the inevitable homogenisation of the planet's species, Adam and Dan put Just Jeans in its place. #superweed

Will robots one-day listen to JnJ – for pleasure? Dan dissects his experience of Christmas and New Years and presents it as the worst-ever single's ad. And should a dentist be a parental figure for a client? #dentistrydad

Dan pays a visit to the doctor, only to be recruited into piracy. He and Adam then sail into fertile biological clock waters, then question the viability of electric cars in Australia. The boys then plan a new attraction for New Years in Melbourne.

Adam asks how the world would be different without Barbie, and stands up for models. Dan gets all enthusiastic on sticky rice's ass. And you know That Awkward Moment When you turn +like+ into a verb? Awkward, much?

Deceptive foot massages!. Christmas cooking tips. Anastacia's curious publicity. The intersection of toilets and podcasting!. The future of television content delivery and the failing of the NBN. And was the ALS ice-bucket challenge ultimately a success?.

Adam and Dan are joined by a young, small, black, four-legged Maddy for Tinder talk; Adam schools Dan to success with online dating. Dan parries off innuendo with some meta meta hashtags. And Adam’s slippery candy cane.

Adam schools us in the language of ballet and deconstructs artistic snobbery. Then a horny gorilla visits from Amsterdam to provide protein-rich condiments. Just remember, kids: not every dance should be a resume.

Where does our tax money go? Adam and Dan give you the break-down and provide articulate analysis and commentary. Who votes and why? Adam describes how to vote by joining the dots, then defends the dole. And, the many jobs of Daniel.

Do you believe in karma? What guides your ethics? Adam and Dan aurally explore these topics and inevitably end up discussing sex, dating, lying and love. Plus, is the dating deck stacked against introverts?

Dan and Adam dual it out regarding the value of directionless wondering versus specific location seeking. Adam suggests the ultimate ice-breaker for singles. And Dan reveals the turns-of-phrase from online dating profiles that irrationally irk him.