Once upon a time a podcast clocked up one-hundred episodes, so the hosts decided to tell some fairy tales to treat the adults. As well as hearing the tale of The Happy Blacksmith and Cinderella, Dan & Adam share some insights into how the sausage is made.

The foods of our childhood. Dan's method for evaluating the quality of ice-cream. Adam begrudges his treatment as a villain. Then movie credits and theatrical bowing comes under fire. Plus, Adam and Dan keep you up to date with first aid procedures!

Arguing for sport! And then realising you're the only one treating it as such. Adam's transition from hard-lined Uni wanker to a softened, accepting fella. And people that teach because no-jobs-in-field-of-expertise. Careers! Jobs! Dreams! Reality!

Has the latest medium for music distribution led to the dumbing down of lyrics in modern pop music? Adam & Dan brainstorm how to bring graveyards into the 21st century in a way that will also give you a great cardio workout.

Forget colonising Mars; Adam and Dan plan the foundations of a new nanotube dark-topian planet. Adam shares his five-year plan to grow a twirly moustache. Why vegetarians should reconsider dating bearded men. And man's search for the meaning of Keanu.

Dan's trapped by his great car mechanic because Golden Pen. He in turn plans to exploit the entertaining talents of his mum. How does Adam vote with his feet? Where do Tuckerbag and Agro go to retire? What's happened to The Wiggles? And, RANGER STACEY!

Dan discovers a selfie advocate among the flock, and (spoiler) Adam "Surly" Jackson beats a 10-year-old in a sword fight. Also, the role of men's arses in comedy. #audioselfie

Adam and Dan share their thoughts on and experiences at Hobart's Museum of Old and New Art. But instead of talking about sex and death, they cover restrictions in library exhibitions and questionable performance art.

How important is the origin story of your relationship to you? Have we removed the meaning from photos by making cameras a peripheral device on phones? And will we soon need to attend retreats to bolster our tolerance for criticism? This and more, on JnJ.

Should religion (of any denomination) be taught in schools? If so, how? And by whom? Adam suggests that Australia played an instrumental role in the Iraqi revolution. And Daniel’s curious ploy to impregnate all tree-climbing Tinder users!