JackWagon Express

The Jackwagon Express is back this week with some popular movie endings and how they should have really happened.  #birdbox Bird Box was big hit on #Netflix and Kipp is the only one that has seen it so Chris and Steve really don't know what is happening.  Spoiler alert but not really as Kipp explains how he would end the movie as the character Tom.  The guys go back in time and decide who they would meet and what question they would ask.  Did we really land on the moon?  Who is the idiot that invented common core math?  If the members of the Jackwagon Express were super heroes... what would their names be and what would their abilities be?  This episode of the #jackwagonexpress gives the exclusive insight of who would be what super hero and their abilities.  

As a father of daughters, a real life situation comes up that is discussed with Kipp, Chris, and Steve and what we should do as parents if a dude asks out your 13 year old daughter during the practice of a basketball game.  Tune in to find out how this episode relates to all you dads out there.  Chris bails early and Kipp and Steve get political.  If you don't like politics, get out after Chris signs out.  Keep it real, just come laugh with us.  Find us on social media... @jaclwagonpod  or email the show [email protected]  We would love to answer all of your listener questions!  Thanks for listening!!!

Kipp, Chris, and Steve become movie stars.... we all pick movies, make ourselves a character and change the plot or outcome of the movie as if we were writing it.  Shawshank Redemption, Twilight, Armageddon, Titanic, Taken, Top gun, and Austin Powers are all in the mix as we make our own movies.  Annoying words and phrases come up like, totes, totes adorbs, panties, Keep Calm and many other annoying words.  A discussion is had about our Canadian listener Daggs about Bacon vs. Ham vs. Canadian Bacon.  Apparently Canadian Bacon is just called Ham in Canada.  Steve us equipped with drops this week.... they are well placed.  Game of Thrones quiz happens spur of the moment, we keep it short this time.  The guys also discuss what the hell is a crescendo and a day crescendo.  Some headline news stories... a Florida woman goes crazy over a blooming onion, a Florida man gets arrested for threatening to place bombs at Target stores.  Kirkland Signature spiced rum is a huge topic of discussion as Steve found some excellent spiced rum at Costco which seriously gives Captain Morgan a run for it's money.  

A man gets pissed off over a bagel order and gets arrested.  Come join the guys and laugh with us!!  find us at social media everywhere @jackwagonpod or email the show us our questions [email protected]  Thank you for listening we really appreciate it.  Please share with your friends on social media and everywhere.

The KCS Jwags do a 2018 year in review.  This society is getting soft and we don't want to let those people slip through the cracks without getting noticed.  Get off your high horse #getoffyourhighhorse with people actually thinking you should ask permission of your baby before you change his or her diaper.  Also laws in New York are being passed that allow you to not assign a gender to your new born.  Well if it has a penis It's probably a male and vice versa.   Somehow pizza thongs get thrown into the mix and becomes a popular topic of discussion throughout the podcast.  Progressive or Progresso soup makes you feel like shit because they have three different options on the label, organic, light, original.  If you don't buy the organic are you a fat piece of garbage.  How to properly eat with fork... you have lips to remove the food from your utensil and your teeth are for chewing!  Larry the lobster is still on time out, is it time for a new mascot?  A spontaneous Star Trek the Next Generation game show pops up and the questions are not as easy as first thought.  Thank you for listening the show!! Find us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook @jackwagonpod   Email your questions to the show [email protected]  

Kipp, Chris, and Steve of the Jackwagon Express are back at it again after Chaos at Christmas week.  Chris was butthurt last week about not having his own drop and Steve did.  Find out if Chris finally got his own drop and if he is still whining about it.  The guys go into talk about cars and whats on the market.  Is there a good vehicle to find a couple people and a pivot man?  Star Wars is in the discussion for a bit with the Jackwagon Express style dual as the resident nerds Steve and Chris take a Star Wars quiz... they do pretty well by the way with Chris dominating as Steve did the week before with the Marvel Universe quiz.  What the hell is in Steve's pocket is back.. a maintenance man always has interesting things in their pockets and we reveal what Steve is packing this week.  Christmas is always chaotic with kids, what gifts were had, any Christmas stories that might be interesting hit the table.  Walmart seems to come up quite often with the Jackwagon Express... travel an hour away to go shopping only to end up at, you guessed it, a Walmart!  Cryptic Pregnancy comes up as something seen on Dr. Phil becomes discussion.  There is a society (that explains everything) of people out there that have convinced themselves that they have been pregnant for multiple years... spoiler alert, none of them are actually pregnant.  The Jackwagon Express thanks you for tuning in to our opinions on topics.  These are only our opinions, it doesn't mean we are right or wrong, it's just what is on our mind.  Our goal is to make you laugh and help you get through your day if it's not going so well.  Join us.. emal the show [email protected] or find us on twitter and social media @jackwagonpod  we... are... OUT....