JackWagon Express

Chris is back!  The guys dive into an array of topics in this weeks show.  Words that have "man" in it can be offensive to some snowflakes out there so we go through a list and try to determine what some of these words should be.  What are some of the worst ways to die?  Fire? Drowning? Falling?  How about a tanning bed that doesn't open?  This conversation gets interesting.  A ferret on my windshield? We almost named the episode this.. find out why.

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There is no shortage of garbage to talk about these days... The guys dive into some news stories that have been trending lately. To update the whole Area 51 ordeal, the term "Area 51" has been searched on the popular site pornhub and is up 60,000%, that's a fact.  Parts of California are getting politically correct and changing the term "manhole covers" to "maintenance covers" to be more politically correct.  They have a whole list of this TRASH to look through. Although completely BS, it is rather humorous.  What are they going to do about Manifolds? Manicures?  Pffff... WHATEVER.  What are your thoughts about the man who broke into his neighbors house (his wife's lover) tied him up and cut his penis off with a scissors and left?  Seems a bit extreme.  Is it drinking and driving if you only drink at stop signs?  This is the story someone used when he got pulled over for an OWI, multiple offender.  Hilarious!

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To infinity and beyond!  In this episode we jump in to the "Storm Area 51" deal going on currently.  This all started with a man named Bob Lazar who claims to have worked near area 51 in a placed called S4.  He claims to have worked on UFO crafts among other things.  It all blew up when he appeared on the Joe Rogan Podcast a few weeks ago.  There is also a documentary out on Netflix about his whole ordeal.  Do you believe we are not alone or have been visited?  Maybe aliens created Google Earth?

Some BS happened this week from slamming a hand in the door and a door handle breaking right off one of our vehicles.  What kind of garbage is that.. oh yea, LIFE.  A massive and dangerous heat wave is in the area and of course we have to talk about the very unpopular swamp a$$.

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In this episode, the guys discuss the 4th of July festivities.   Steve gets shocked in the junk by a weed eater... this is interesting.  What type of apparel  did we wear in high school? Name brands?  Cologne?  Tommy Hilfiger, CK, or Georgio Armani ring a bell?  What if a porn started with a fireworks salesman at the door instead of maintenance man or sales man?  We get a little political at the end for a few minutes but nothing too major.  

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Not sure where to even start with this episode...  Chris is back and we invited Steve's wife Caroline to the show for the night.  She is a riot... pure podcast comedy with her around... I really can't explain the content in this episode other than get ready to laugh and get ready for random!!!

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Marijuana Pepsi? It's not a drink or a drug... yes it's someones name.  How did this come about.  She was given this name at birth. This is an interesting story.  There are a lot of crazy people in the news but "The Texas Butthole Tickler" got our attention so we had to dive in.  

The top 40 dumb things that happened in Florida this year so far... There must be something in the water in Florida. 

If there was a grocery store called Dick's, yes they have a Dick's Insider Club!

Stories from a Wisconsin Dells vacation are talked about quite a bit.  Some interesting places and things to there.  Escape rooms, upside down White House, a bar called Nigs, the largest water park in the United States, and of course, crappy service everywhere.  

Giannis is NBA MVP, congrats Wisconsin... he is also a stand up guy.  Maybe some other NBA players should take a look as how he acts in public.  

A chance to win in this episode using hashtag #jackwagonexpress

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 Completely off the rails in this episode... #bieber vs #tomcruise and the twitter war is brought up. Where do you stand on this?  O.J. Simpson is on twitter now... the juice is loose!  John Stewart went off in congress and rightfully so.  The people of 911 that responded to the tragedy deserve more.  The #WWE is brought up.  If the Rock was President and Stone Cold Steve Austin was Vice president, would they have entrance music? Who would play what role?  Are there other players in the game for speaker of the house and other positions. This gets the guys into the good ole days of wrestling and the #attitudeera when wrestling was good.  Entrance music and much more.  To find out the title of the pod, you have to listen the very very end... when the exit music hits.  Does Mike Tyson play a role? 

Chris is absent but we still have a group of 4 in this episode.  Eddie "the Eagle" joins the pod by phone, a long time friend.  He is pretty much a legend locally when it comes to dirt track racing with 62 feature wins and multiple track championships.  Ed tells a story that of course starts out at a bar and ends up in a race back to someones house.  Beyonce is in the news so we have to discuss  the social media threats happening to a lady that offered Jay Z a drink at a NBA Finals game.  GET OFF MY LAWN WITH THAT!  Mack, Kipp's daughter also joins the show.  She does not think dad is very "hip" even though he tries.  She is a basketball and Softball superstar locally and loves her sports!  The guys are trying to figure out why people hate the word "moist"?  Still a mind blower.  

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