JackWagon Express

The toy company Mattel released "Woke Barbie" gender neutral dolls.  Please listen carefully and don't twist my words.  If you are gay, lesbian, trans, or want to change genders... THAT IS OK AND WE SUPPORT YOU.....  to Big toy company and Government....  Keep your stuff out of our kids lives!  There body will tell them what they want to be or do as they get older, they don't need persuasion.  If they do make a decision like that then society and family needs to support them like anyone else, just Stay out of the lives of children!!

So where do we start...  well, @JJwhitesnake aka JJ Whitehead the comedian joins the show.  He is #hilarious and makes this show what it is.  We talk about other things like Bang Bros bidding on naming rights to a NBA Arena, and some trash human beings.  We don't care because JJ stole the show!  Hilarious dude! Make sure you find him on Twitter and Instagram @JJwhitesnake , search for JJ Whitehead on YouTube and find his fan page on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/jasonjohnwhitehead/

Not much else to say other than JJ is the shit!!

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We were super stoked to Adam Marcus @AdamMarcus13 join us on this episode!  He was very gracious with his time and we appreciate him for that.  We just rolled with this conversation style as we like to keep it real and see where the talk takes us!  We did have a few questions that Adam said he hasn't been asked before, and he loved it that it wasn't the same old interview.  Adam takes us back to his child hood and how he first got started/interested in film making and directing.  It was a passion of his from a very young age.  Is there anything Adam is afraid of?.... We find that out.  Does Adam like sports? What is his favorite drink? These are all questions answered throughout our conversation.  He has a good drinking story you have to hear if you haven't heard it yet.  

One story we did ask Adam to tell is how he came up with the idea for Secret Santa.  Most of you may know the answer to this already but I couldn't let the chance go by just in case there are people that don't know!  It's very unique and kind of crazy!  

Adam talks about his new documentary about Jason Goes to Hell, the Final Friday.  There is no current release date for "Heart of Darkness, the making of the Final Friday", but Adam alerts us of a huge announcement coming October 1st!

Make sure you find Adam and his crew on social media... here is where you can find him and the Skeleton Crew!

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Connor @CaptainCons from the Zero Blog Thirty podcast and Barstool Sports joins us for a conversation.  Cons has some ties to Wisconsin and to our delight he knows what cheese curds and Spotted Cow are all about.  Find out what Connor does for fun, what he likes for adult beverages and many other things as we just talk like he was sitting at the table with us.  Reach out on social media @CaptainCons and thank him for coming on the Jackwagon Express with #jackwagonexpress #gokickrocks Don't forget to go find the Zero Blog Thirty podcast and give them a listen!!

Have you ever heard of the color vanta black?  It's a color that does not reflect so you can't see it in the dark and is used in stealth.  What is a danger noodle?  Prison pony? Velocirabbit?

A new segment "Truth or Shiiiiit" is debuted.  We take some popular slang phrases like "break the ice", and "caught red handed", ect, and we find out their origins with this segment.  The more you know I guess.  We close out the show with a mad lib.  

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Back to school is in the air and the guys take a trip down memory lane from when they first got cell phones to their first vehicles.  Things we used to do in the late 90's while we were in high school compared to what kids do now.  Speeding ticket stories and many more.  Matt joins the show roughly half way through and we start talking horror movies and the top 30 according to a website on the internet... where do you stand with these?  Looks like we are in store for a polar coaster of a winter here in the upper mid west... can't wait.  Nuclear Hurricanes?  Did Trump really say we should nuke them?  Is it possible to bomb a hurricane and disrupt it.  There was a study done and you guessed it, we have the audio from the video.  A couple adult mad libs have us laughing so hard we can't breath.  Check out the link below to support the podcast and the other link to leave us a voice message... you have 1 minute and go!  We will play these on the pod and discuss!  Thanks for listening!

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Well, Sex companions seem to be the thing of the future. Robots replacing humans for sexual reasons.  We listen to a video explaining this soon to be phenomenon and it is quite controversial!.  Apparently these robots have the ability to not be in the mood.  Isn't this the point? To be able to pleasure yourself when you would like?  Take a listen and let us know what you think!!

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Matterbater joins the show with us tonight. Chris is absent again, imagine that.. Kipp, Steve, Matt, are present and musician Raze joins us via phone.  Horror movie trivia comes up, who will have the answers? Can I get some Captain and Kelp?  WTF is this all about.  Check out our interview with comedian Mike Coletta.. a very funny man headlining the Skyline Comedy Club this coming weekend August 22, 23, and 24th.  Some things to look forward to in this episode... flossing with dirty thongs, only wrong answers, and a ton of would you rather questions. Check out this epic episode.

The guys are all ramped up that the NFL season is very close... well except for Steve who could care less.  Kipp and Chris discuss the hold out situations with Ezekiel Elliott and Melvin Gordon.  We also go over the diva that is Antonio Brown.  Vegas over/under win totals... what are our thoughts on those?  Who do we think sucks?  Then the show turns into a bunch of hilarious banter as usual.

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Well I'm not sure what to say about this episode other than here are some of the topics that came up.  Getting a gummer an alternate source to Bingo, Garden know sex party and garden knome butt plugs, Milk enima, racism against clowns, talk about doing a Live Jackwagon Express show, A LOT of music and comedy gets played in a inpromptu music sesh.

Enjoy!

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