James & Jess' Half Hour

The Perfect Prose.

A delightful mixture of unforgettable, classic poetry from some of the greatest writers of our time. They cemented the way of how to convey pure emotion into a collection of words. 

Another Classic Poet is our mate Jimmy from down the road. 
He captures moments in his life with perfect rhythm & concludes with what he has learnt from the experience.

Join us this week on James & Jess’s Half Hour & as we pull on those heart strings with beautiful pieces of verse, that will leave you reaching for a box of tissues.

Chocolate. Really is the a problem solver for anything. 
If you're stressed, have a Kit Kat! it's that simple.

The endless variety of options are limitless & really does leave you begging for more.
Whatever tickles your fancy, from the delectable Cherry Ripe, to the delightful Rocky Road, for generations its left young Children with never-ending tummy aches & Pensioners with sky rocketing, dangerous levels of Diabetes.
It it quite simply ... ONE OF THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE EVER!

Hands down... case closed!

Today, by just simply saying the word Chocolate... James & Jess remembered childhood memories & shares their absolute favourites, for the world to listen to.

We hope you get in those kitchen's listeners & cook up a chocolate storm.

Let us know what you come up with on Facebook, Instagram & plenty more.
James & Jess' Half Hour signing off now. 
GO EAT SOME CHOCOLATE!

Beyonce, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Madonna & I'm pretty sure plenty more are big names in our Pop Culture.. But are also big names.... in the ILLUMINATI.

OWWWW burrrrrnnn. Diving deep in shade. 

That's right folks, today we are tackling the never-ending 'black hole' of Conspiracy Theories.
From Christopher Columbus seeing strange light in the sky to jumping multiple dimensions in our own minds. 

Are we actually sitting afraid in the darkness, to afraid to see our own light?
Is life just like a triangle? you never know what your gonna get?
From the Bermuda Triangle, to the Illuminati Triangle, to the... Dimensional Triangle.
Ummmm it's all tied together... or is it. 

Life is a balance between embracing the posivities and the negatives.

Madonna promised that she knew who the REAL Illuminati members were, but she did not deliver. I guess we are all still waiting... just like a prayer.

Living in today's society can be pretty stressful at times.

Working hard each & everyday to make a living, juggling the demands of family life, trying to maintain a social life... wait, can we actually have all 3 at once? 
ARGHHH My brain is about to explode !
To top it all off, what about all the single parents out there? 
& the students working hard for a bright future ?
& the job seeker's keen to start working but unable to find a job? 
& can I get a massive shoutout to the people out the suffering & struggling with mental health?

The list goes on & on....

The foundation for all of this is ... You 

If that foundation is not stable, how can you face life's great challenges?

Today's Episode is simply about remembering to do what you can to PUT YOURSELF FIRST.
I hear ya... It's hard work & feels impossible at times. 
BUT ! It's important to remember that there is ALWAYS a light at the end of the tunnel &
we are here to explain to you how we cope each & everyday. How we individually set goals for success & how we both do our very best to maintain a positive mindset.

Hopefully we reach someone out there who is in need & it's OK to reach out if you need help. Friends, Family & Support Service's online or over the phone. 

Don't be too hard on yourself :) We are all here for each other & you are doing a great job.

We recorded this Episode on YouTube - James & Jess' Half Hour

All You Need Is Love & When You Find It You Should Grab It With Both Hands & Never Let Go.

Ok... Let's Put Ourselves Out There & "Test The Waters"
Let's Go On A Good, Old Fashioned Date.

Wow.. Well, I Didn't Expect That To Happen. 
That Blew Up In My Face Without Even Trying To Be A Bad Person.
WHYYYYY!

Two Melburnian's Delve Deep Into Their Past & Share A Few Stories About That Crazy Little Thing Called Love.
Did Jess Enjoy The Big "Sushi Roll" She Was Bought By Mr Romantic Or Was She Completely Gobsmacked By Her Little Outing In The Big City?
What Were The Profound Lessons James Learnt From A Young Lad Who Didn't Bring James Flowers On Their First Date, But Brought A Mini Esky For James.. Oh Wait .. He Brought It For Himself.

Tell Me More, Tell Me More!

PLENTY Oh Juicy Gossip On This Episode Of James & Jess' Half Hour.
ENJOY!
Recorded Pre Lock Down In Melbourne .

We Also Filmed This One On Youtube - James & Jess' Half Hour

The Corona Virus... COVID 19 Has Dramatically Changed The World As We Know It.  

From All Areas Of The Globe, From Third World Countries To First World Countries, Science Itself Has "Never Seen Anything Like It Before" & Has Left The Great Minds Of Our Generation Completely Baffled, As The Pressure To Find A Cure Is Highly Anticipated.

The Unpredictability, The Uncertainty Of It All....
But Is Bulk Buying Toilet Paper Really The Answer?

Joining Us On The Couch Is Melbourne's Finest, Victoria ! 
A Lovely, Intelligent Lass Who Is An Absolute Natural To Listen Too.
Let's All Give Her A Round Of Applause WOO HOO!
What Are Her Plans During Lockdown? 
Where Did The Spanish Influenza Originate From?
Why Is There So Many Cases In Victoria? WHY

Quite An Informative Episode This One.

Hola.... Live From Melbourne Currently In Lockdown 2.0
Thats Right... We Have Now Become The New Mexicans.

We Highly Encourage Everyone To Stay Safe, Maintain Social Distancing During This Time & Get Tested.
Together We Can All Make A Difference !

Taking A Trip Down Memory Lane, James & Jess Talk About How They Met.. Awwkwaarrd. Gazing Deep Into Each Others Eyes As James Bought Jess Roses & Everything Was Sunshine & Rainbows... Umm... I Don't Know What Planet You're On But That Definitely Didn't Happen.
 Did Jess Punch James In The Face & Was He Taken To Sick Bay Or Did Jess Fire Back? 
Todays Hot Topic On The Agenda: Stereotyping.
Why Do We Stereotype Each Other? WHY ARE YOU PUTTING ME IN A BOX MAATE
What Is The Root Cause Of Putting Someone In A Box? Is It Childhood Trauma That Has Manifested Dramatically Into Reality Or Is It Just Plain Old Ignorance?
Join The Conversation & TELL US WHAT YOU THINK?
Oh Yeah AND.... We Talk About Food. UMMMM FOOODD (Slobber)

Deep Within The Mind Of A Modern Medical Marvel, Jesse Moran. Our Mate From The High End Streets Of Mentone, Lets The Wide Public Know All About His Shenanigans, From Voluntarily Being A Guinea Pig For Medical Research... Doing His Bit For Society ALRIGHT! For Man Kind.. To His "Sober" Lifestyle... Debatable HAHA
This 'Go Getter' Really Goes Above & Beyond By Living Life On The Edge. He Tends To Smile To The Right When He's Walking Down The Street... It Even Stayed That Way For A Couple Months. WHAT! 
Give Us A Listen And Find Out.
And This One Time... Well THREE Times, He Got Arrested.
We Call Him A Bloody Legend !!! 

Guest Staring our very own Mate, Alex, a Modern Day Hero one may call him. 
He Runs, He enjoys a few Bevies with the Boys. What else can he do? 
Oh that's right.. He can tell two good stories ! 
Which one is the Truth & which one is the Lie? 
Sherlocks ! Are you out there? Solve this one for us why don't ya.
Join us as we have just a General Chit Chat about the Highlights of our Week, 
our, what was it ....Favourite Ice Cream and Tea Flavours at T2? 
WHY NOT ! Anything is possible on a fresh new Episode of James & Jess' Half Hour.
Does James sleep on a White Silk Pillowcase? 
Is Alex planning on going on a Massive Run? 
Is Jess .... just crazy in this Episode??? 

Give us a listen why don't ya!

Diving right off the deep end & straight into some heavy topics. Tackling everyday life can be tough but.... DON'T DO DRUGS! Alright you Cool Cats & Kittens. 

From a casual day trip to Daylesford, Victoria, that started off great & ended in a car's engine being completely redone to shopping in a department store, fresh out of isolation. Did James buy most of the clothes at the shop or not?

Join us for another episode of James & Jess' Half Hour.... Fresh from Frankston, Victoria.