Open lines focus on dating disasters and relationship nightmares as callers share their most memorable romantic catastrophes and encounters with truly incompatible partners. The evening explores the humor and horror found in failed romantic connections, from bizarre first dates to relationships that revealed shocking secrets or incompatibilities. Callers describe encounters with deceptive partners, awkward social situations, and moments when they realized someone was absolutely wrong for them. The discussion covers the warning signs people missed, the lies that were told, and the dramatic ways relationships imploded. Stories range from relatively mild social awkwardness to genuinely frightening encounters that left lasting psychological impact. The conversation examines how people cope with romantic disappointment while finding humor in experiences that seemed tragic at the time. Callers reflect on what they learned from terrible dates and failed relationships while sharing advice for avoiding similar disasters. The evening provides both entertainment and cautionary tales about the risks of romance, demonstrating that nearly everyone has experienced at least one truly awful date or relationship. The open lines format allows for diverse stories that reveal the universal challenges of finding compatible partners while navigating the complex world of modern romance.