Jean - Noooo! An X-Men: The Animated Series Podcast

Thus begins arguably the greatest X-Men story of all-time...THE DARK PHOENIX SAGA! Including such moments as: Wolverine using his claws to make a sandwich. Storm getting hoodwinked by the old, 'Can I have a glass of water?' ploy. Cyke and Gambit hittin' da club. A performance by Alison Blaire aka Dazzler. And...Jean gets MARRIED??? All this and our cohosts discuss whether Jason Wyngarde is actually hot or just supposed to be. Featuring cohosts Drew Kunas, Sarah Mucek, and John DeBary, author Saved by the Bellini (which features a Dark Phoenix cocktail recipe!).

Warren Worthington III is back, and he's not gonna rest 'til Apocolypse is, "until he breathes blood and rolls over, split, broken - FINISHED!" Plus: Gambit is unexpectedly the voice of reason! Apocalypse has a "heck of a bass boat"! And Whitney Houston was wrong: the greatest love of all turns out to be between a mutant and...one highly suggestive spaceship??! It's Season 3, Episode 9, OBSESSION, with cohosts Drew Kunas, Natalie Lopez, and Sarah Mucek.

Fearless leader Cyclops gets his very own episode! In which he goes back to visit the orphanage, and we pose such key questions as: Did Jean actually know his hame? Why is Killgrave's mansion 90% foyer? How is the news reporter broadcasting for EVERY channel?? All this plus: Rusty! Skids! Boom-boom! Wiz-kid! Mandatory Reporting and Good Samaritan laws! And co-host Drew Kunas coins the term, "Side-boob of the eye." Plus Natalie Lopez and Sarah Mucek.

Bobby...Bobby baby...Bobby bubbe! Er...Bobby Drake makes his XMTAS debut! Jubilee thirsts for the (ice)man just out of reach! Cyclops and his (secret) baby bro 'rassle! And the hands-down-best X-Factor lineup! All this plus every musical reference we can think of. It's Season 3, Episode 11, Cold Comfort, with cohosts Charissa Bertels, Sarah Mucek, and Michael Short.

In which Sarah learns that Longshot ISN'T a mutant! Michael wants to talk about literally anything except this episode! Charissa wonders why anyone would let Rogue be a chaperone! All this and Jubilee is thirsty AF when she meets the heartthrob of the Mojoverse. Plus Gog N'MaGog, Warwolves, and Spiral! It's Season 3, Episode 10: Longshot.

The Phoenix Saga Mega-Conclusion! In which D'Ken becomes a big ol' crystal of himself, the Professor is waaay too smug about the X-Men's prowess given the situation, and Jean locks lips with Cyclops as Wolverine looks on (what else is new?). Speaking of smoochies, what's going on inside Gladiator's cloak??? All this and more in Season 3, Episode 7 Child of Light. Introducing cohost Drew Kunas alongside Sarah Mucek and Michael Short.

The Phoenix Saga - Part 4! In which we FINALLY see the fabled M'Kran Crystal, Rogue kicks some major Imperial Guardsmen butt, and we meet Marvel's #1 crew of space pirates: The STARJAMMERS! Corsair! Raza! Hebzibah! Ch'od AND Sikorski! (And yes, it IS pronounced "chode.") All this and so much more in Season 3, Episode 6, Starjammers! Featuring cohosts Sarah Mucek and Michael Short.

The Phoenix Saga - Part 3! In which Moira and Sean make out while Xavier is tormented by space visions! Juggernaut squeezes Erik the Red so hard we can hear it! And we find out that the Phoenix has a job?!! All this and arguably the greatest entrance in all of X-Men: The Animated Series...GLADIATOR!!! It's Cry of the Banshee, featuring cohosts Charissa Bertels, Marcus Bishop-Wright, and Sarah Mucek.

THE PHOENIX SAGA CONTINUES! In which Jean convalesces in a "small, private hospital on the city's upper east side," Beast invites Logan to "a Manhattan nightspot," and the Professor meets his soulmate, Shi'ar royal Lilandra Neramani! All this and Gambit is looking for some (NSFW) action! It's Season 3, Episode 4, The Dark Shroud! Featuring cohosts Charissa Bertels, Marcus Bishop-Wright, and Sarah Mucek.

The moment we've all been waiting for - THE PHOENIX SAGA! Jump on board for the Greatest X-Men Story of Ever Told! In which the Professor sends the X-Men on a mystery mission to the Eagle 1 Space Station! They're greeted by the Shi'ar's #1 leather daddy Erik the Red! And in a perilous escape back to Earth, Jean Grey STEPS THE EFF UP. Featuring cohosts Rob Berliner and Sarah Mucek.