Jean - Noooo! An X-Men: The Animated Series Podcast

In which Morph returns to face off with Master Mold's giant head (literally)! Plus: Cyclops is caught off-guard by a party! Storm slays in fierce civilian duds! And our hosts get to the bottom of the greatest mystery in XMTAS: Why ARE Morph and Wolverin BFFs??? All this and so much more in Season 4, Episode 6, Courage. With cohosts Sarah Mucek, Matt Schrader, and Michael Short.

In which we all remember the Marvel Swimsuit Specials of the 1990's! Plus: Professor X and the Shadow King fight as giant astral kaijus! Cyclops begs an unconscious Professor X not to leave him! We learn an important life lesson (Never Trust Space Face)! And...a LIGHTSABER BATTLE??!! All this and so much more in Season 4, Episode 5, Xavier Remembers, with cohosts Sarah Mucek, Matt Schrader, and Michael Short.

Part 2 of Sanctuary, in which MAGNETO LIVES!! Plus: Somebody's been foolin' with the missiles! Rogue and Wolverine go Black Ops! And Fabian Cortez has 99 problems, but all of them are Fabian Cortez! All this and more with cohosts Sarah Mucek, Sonia Nam, and Michael Short.

In which Magneto busts into the U.N. to announce his Big Mutant Party in the Sky, aka Asteroid M! Plus: the President gives Professor X special dispensation to attend said party, the Prof's, er, EX, Amelia Voght makes her XMTAS debut, and Fabian Cortez is, honestly, just the absolute worst. All this and more in Sanctuary, Part 1! Featuring cohosts Sarah Mucek, Sonia Nam, and Michael Short.

In which: Omega Red gets to phone a friend and his friend is...Wolverine?! Plus: Storm and Wolvie at the mercy of their enemy inside a submarine! Our cohosts do poorly in a game of "which cities are biggest"! And Drew coins the military campaign slogan, "Colonel for General!" All this and so much more in Season 4, Episode 2, A Deal with the Devil! Featuring cohosts Drew Kunas, Sarah Mucek, and Matt Schrader.

In which Rogue's first love Cody emerges from his coma...completely jacked?! Plus: An unsuspecting Logan plays host to an insectoid alien race, Professor X gives Rogue s#$% for wanting to take PTO, and we meet the Acanti, giant space fish, the first curious sentients in the cosmos! All this and so much more in Season 3, Episode 19, Love in Vain with cohosts Sarah Mucek and Matt Schrader.

In which Cyclops discovers Corsair's true identity - and isn't happy about it (until he is!). Plus: Matt and Sarah discuss what they shouldn't be allowed to do onstage, how eyeliner really makes Shi'ar Colonel Raknar's eyes pop, and Storm "SHALL SEE YOU AT THE MONORAIL!!!" It's Season 3, Episode 18, Orphan's End with cohosts Sarah Mucek and Matt Shrader.

The conclusion of (probably) the greatest X-Men story of all time, THE DARK PHOENIX SAGA! In which: Our heroes face off with the Imperial Guard in the Blue Area of the moon! Jean leaves it all on the dance floor! And the Shi'ar cruiser "blasts 'er good"! All this and learn about the cohosts' collective tummy troubles and why Lilandra is the Boss Babe we all need right now. It's Season 3, Episode 17, The Fate of the Phoenix! With cohosts Natalie Lopez, Sarah Mucek, and Matt Schrader.

NEW EPISODE! The Dark Phoenix Saga continues! In which Jean has a stuffed Cyclops in her childhood bedroom, Beast has a monkey bar in the X-Mansion dining room, and the Shi'ar have an Earth-produced fire extinguisher on their cruiser! All this and the Dark Phoenix gets EXTRA DARK in the episode first-time viewer Natalie Lopez calls "SO MUCH." Also featuring cohosts Sarah Mucek and Matt Schrader.

THE DARK PHOENIX SAGA CONTINUES as we meet that most extra of exclusive cabals, The Hellfire (er, Circle) Club! Jean Grey, deep under Mastermind's spell, sports big-time Janeway Season 1 hair! Wolverine eats a turkey leg, takes a ride in a dumbwaiter, and does his best Dirty Harry! Sebastian Shaw gratuitously destroys his own shirt in the name of manly pecs! All this and the DARK PHOENIX REVEALED! With cohosts Drew Kunas, Sarah Mucek, and 'Saved by the Bellini' author John deBary, whose Dark Phoenix cocktail is the best accompaniment to this episode.