Jean - Noooo! An X-Men: The Animated Series Podcast

Wolverine: His past - revealed! Silver Fox: Bada$$ Boss B@#$*! Maverick: German As Expected! Sabretooth: Deserving of sympathy??! All this and Dr. Henry McCoy, MD, PhD, Designated Driver! It's Season 4, Episode 16, Weapon X, Lies, and Videotape - the episode that made us ask "Who is this title FOR?" With cohosts Drew Kunas, Sarah Mucek, and Sonia Nam.

WOLVERINE GOES TO JAPAN! And we have SO many questions, including: is Professor X the world's worst employer/therapist? How many candles should you put on Wolverine's birthday cake? Are the X-Men paid in X-Bucks? And will Logan FINALLY enjoy some requited love?! Plus: Enter the Silver Samurai! It's Season 4, Episode 15, Lotus and Steel with cohosts Drew Kunas, Sarah Mucek, and Sonia Nam!

The return we've all been waiting for: Kurt Wagner AKA NIGHTCRAWLER! Plus: Rogue and Nightcrawler: Sibs? Why doesn't Nightcrawler punch Graydon Creed a little bit more? And is this THE most satisfying ending for a villain in all of XMTAS??! All this and more in the second of the one-two punch of mutant family drama that is Bloodlines with cohosts Sarah Mucek and Michael Short.

The character debut we've all been waiting for: BOVA THE COW NANNY!!! Plus: Magneto seeks his wife! Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch seek their true parents! And the High Evolutionary seeks EVERYBODY'S DNA! Also, a final fight that we can only describe as "bonkers." It's Family Ties (Sha-la-la-la) with cohosts Sarah Mucek and Michael Short.

In which poor, omnipotent Kevin MacTaggert just wants a father's love! Plus: Natalie coins the term "incog-BEAST-o"! We go on a lengthy Star Trek tangent! And WOLVERINE RUNS AWAY??!! All this and, honestly, isn't Banshee just the best? It's Proteus, Part 2 with cohosts Natalie Lopez, Sarah Mucek, and Sonia Nam.

Crashing waves + bagpipes! XMTAS returns to the Muir Island Research Center, where Moira MacTaggert has been keeping a terrible secret! Plus: Rogue fights tiny versions of herself! Wolverine gets liquified! Xavier makes it about himself (again)! All this and who is the angsty, Scottish energy blob at the heart of the matter?!! It's Proteus, Part 1 with cohosts Natalie Lopez, Sarah Mucek, and Sonia Nam.

One Man's Worth comes to a heartbreaking conclusion and we explore such questions as: Why did Master Mold make sentinels with abs? Why did it take the better part of 2 episodes for them to say Bantam's name? And did Fitzroy REALLY need 8 seconds and 2 camera angles to drain Charles Xavier's energy? All this and more with cohosts Drew Kunas, Sarah Mucek, and Michael Short.

IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE: X-Men Style! In which Wolverine, Storm, Bishop, and Shard come together from different realities to save a young Charles Xavier from Fitzroy! Plus: Storm is Mrs. Wolverine! Sarah talks waaay too much about her love of Age of Apocalypse! An unexpected cameo from Marlon Brando! And Bantam is "the LeFou to Fitzroy's Gaston"?? It's One Man's Worth (Part 1)! With cohosts Drew Kunas, Sarah Mucek, and Michael Short.

Introducing everyone's favorite blue-furred swashbuckling mutant, NIGHTCRAWLER! And we explore: How many ways has Wolverine been Australian over the years? Did Nightcrawler grow up inside a production of Spring Awakening?? Is Paul Bunyan an American Kaiju?!! All this and Kurt Wagner tells the villages, "Do your wurst." It's Season 4, Episode 8, Nightcrawler, the most spiritual 20 minutes of Saturday morning television to ever hit the airwaves (remember airwaves??) with cohosts Aaron Gold, Drew Kunas, Sarah Mucek, and Matt Schrader.

It's a Cyclops 1-shot and we have so many questions! Like: Who the hell is this "Taylor Prescott"? What band was SOLAR a part of before turning to villainy? And the Oscar goes to...CHET?!! All this and references to Parseltongue and Shirley Jackson's The Lottery! It's Season 4, Episode 7, Secrets, Not Long Buried with cohosts Charissa Bertels, Marcus Bishop-Wright, and Sarah Mucek