Jean - Noooo! An X-Men: The Animated Series Podcast

In which JUBILEE of all people is the one who sees that the guy is just not worth it. And we ask such questions as: How many puberties has Arkon gone through (our money is on 1.5)? Does Storm's bird friends make her an official Disney princess? And how many characters with legs is quite simply too many? All this and Storm is THISCLOSE to getting hitched! It's Season 5, Episode 4, Storm Front (Part 2), with cohosts Marcus Bishop-Wright, Drew Kunas, and Sarah Mucek.

We're back in X-Men: The Animated Series to answer such questions as: Was Caliban the original before/after influencer? How many sciences does Beast know?? And what DO you call the room where a guy goes to talk to his Big Energy Boss? All this and Cortez just continuing to be the absolute worst. It's Season 5, Episode 5, The Fifth Horseman with cohosts Sarah Mucek and Michael Short.

The episode where Rogue chucks Cap's shield into a mountain! And we consider such questions as: Does Mr. Sinister do ALL the science? How did Bastion get that sick WFH setup? Is Morph slurping Diet Pringo his finest work yet? All this and so much more in Episode 7, Bright Eyes, with Drew Kunas, Sarah Mucek, and Matt Schrader.

A season finale filled with firsts! First time hearing Forge's real name! First time Cyclops is a good dad! And best of all, first time Rogue HULK CLAPS!!! All this, plus Charles helps Magneto swim through his memories and remember HIMSELF. The end to an incredible first season is here as we discuss Tolerance is Extinction (Part 3) with cohosts Marcus Bishop-Wright, Aaron Gold, and Sarah Mucek.

Tolerance is Extinction, Part 2 races toward the season climax with such questions as: Hey, why ARE the sentinels still on? What percentage of Fatal Attractions is this? And is that...THE MUTANTCYCLE??!! Plus: Sinister doing backflips in his flappy tendril cape! All this and so much more, with cohosts Sarah Mucek, Matt Schrader, and Michael Short.

Join us for Part 1 of mind-blowing 3-parter Tolerance is Extinction to answer such questions as: Does it get more badass than Nightcrawler and Wolverine's "nine reasons"? Does it get crazier than a PORSCHE inside the BLACKBIRD?? And does it get more [REDACTED] than MAGNETO IN A SPEEDO??? All this and more with cohosts Marcus Bishop-Wright, Sarah Mucek, and Ben Taylor.

In which Deathbird has no rivals for the Bad B!@$% Award! Storm faces her fears, grows out her hair, and bests the Adversary! And Professor Charles Francis Xavier RETURNS! Plus: The Carlos Pacheco rendering of Shaara and K'ythri! All this and so much more in LifeDeath Part 2. With cohosts Rob Berliner, Natalie Lopez, and Sarah Mucek.

THE EPISODE THAT NEEDS NO INTRODUCTION. With cohosts Aaron Gold and Sarah Mucek

2 Episodes in One! Motendo: In which Jubillee comes of age playing ALL the X-Men video games! The most corpulent Mojo returns! And so does...Abscissa??!! Then, Lifedeath Part 1: In which Storm and Forge share a candlelit, homemade dinner! But not all is as it seems. Plus: What the eff is with this demon owl??!! All this and so much more in X-Men '97 Season 1, Episode 4. With cohosts Marcus Bishop-Wright, Natalie Lopez, and Sarah Mucek.

NEW EPISODE! In which one Jean has earrings and a ponytail and one does not! Mr. Sinister does baby monitor horror! And what are Rogue and Magneto doing in the Danger Room ALL NIGHT??? It's X-Men '97 Season 1, Episode 3, Fire Made Flesh. With cohosts Sarah Mucek, Michael Short, and Matt Schrader.