Jean - Noooo! An X-Men: The Animated Series Podcast

JUMBO EPISODE! In which there can be only ONE question: "How much do YOU love Charles Xavier?" The seeds for X-Men '97 were planted here, in the SERIES FINALE of X-Men: The Animated Series, Graduation Day! With cohosts Sarah Mucek, Michael Short, and Matt Schrader.

In which Old London Town yields up something...SINISTER! (Ugh...we know.) And we pose such questions as: Where did old-timey James Xavier get those MOVES? Did Dr. Nathaniel Essex just demote HIMSELF? And most importantly, would a Victorian J. Jonah Jameson want daguerreotypes of Spider-man??? All this and so much more in Season 5, Episode 9, Descent - with cohosts Sarah Mucek, Michael Short, and Matt Schrader.

In which the X-Men head to that old Kentucky home of Samuel Guthrie AKA Cannonball! And we consider such questions as: Why doesn't Professor X do anything the easy way? How many guys IS Federal Agent Kirkland anyway?? And Rogue is...Ms. LeBeau? WE SEE YOU, GIRL. All this and so much more in Season 5, Episode 8, Hidden Agendas with cohosts Drew Kunas and Sarah Mucek.

In which we have very few questions because WOLVERINE meets CAPTAIN AMERICA and they fight RED SKULL and a pile of Nazis in WWII! It's Old Soldiers, with cohosts Aaron Gold, Drew Kunas, and Sarah Mucek.

In which there is no other question but: "WHY." An episode this notorious needs no introduction. It's Jubilee's Fairytale Theater! With cohosts Sarah Mucek and Michael Short.

In which JUBILEE of all people is the one who sees that the guy is just not worth it. And we ask such questions as: How many puberties has Arkon gone through (our money is on 1.5)? Does Storm's bird friends make her an official Disney princess? And how many characters with legs is quite simply too many? All this and Storm is THISCLOSE to getting hitched! It's Season 5, Episode 4, Storm Front (Part 2), with cohosts Marcus Bishop-Wright, Drew Kunas, and Sarah Mucek.

We're back in X-Men: The Animated Series to answer such questions as: Was Caliban the original before/after influencer? How many sciences does Beast know?? And what DO you call the room where a guy goes to talk to his Big Energy Boss? All this and Cortez just continuing to be the absolute worst. It's Season 5, Episode 5, The Fifth Horseman with cohosts Sarah Mucek and Michael Short.

The episode where Rogue chucks Cap's shield into a mountain! And we consider such questions as: Does Mr. Sinister do ALL the science? How did Bastion get that sick WFH setup? Is Morph slurping Diet Pringo his finest work yet? All this and so much more in Episode 7, Bright Eyes, with Drew Kunas, Sarah Mucek, and Matt Schrader.

A season finale filled with firsts! First time hearing Forge's real name! First time Cyclops is a good dad! And best of all, first time Rogue HULK CLAPS!!! All this, plus Charles helps Magneto swim through his memories and remember HIMSELF. The end to an incredible first season is here as we discuss Tolerance is Extinction (Part 3) with cohosts Marcus Bishop-Wright, Aaron Gold, and Sarah Mucek.

Tolerance is Extinction, Part 2 races toward the season climax with such questions as: Hey, why ARE the sentinels still on? What percentage of Fatal Attractions is this? And is that...THE MUTANTCYCLE??!! Plus: Sinister doing backflips in his flappy tendril cape! All this and so much more, with cohosts Sarah Mucek, Matt Schrader, and Michael Short.