Jean - Noooo! An X-Men: The Animated Series Podcast

In which Magneto places himself on trial in order to earn humanity's trust. Plus: Rogue rolls deep in cat similes! An omega-level mutant goes into labor and Wolverine's at the wheel! And we think it's all over when: DING DONG! Who is it??!! All this and so much more in an arguably perfect episode of X-Men '97: Mutant Liberation Begins! With cohosts Marcus Bishop-Wright, Aaron Gold, and Sarah Mucek.

In which, 27 years later, THE X-MEN RETURN! And we love every moment. With cohosts Marcus Bishop-Wright, Drew Kunas, and Sarah Mucek.

In which Storm lives out some bodice-ripping fantasies with Arkon of Polemachus, who kinda-sorta abducts her to save his very-90's-FX planet! Cyclops brings his best yells to the party! Jubilee has a legitimately helpful idea! And Beast promises an unsuspecting bystander, "You will be compensated." Plus: How many X-Men does it take to make a Batman?? It's Season 5, Episode 4, Storm Front (Part 1) with cohosts Marcus Bishop-Wright, Drew Kunas, and Sarah Mucek.

In which Beast and Warlock enlist the help of some unexpected friends to defeat the Phalanx, and we pose such questions as: Does Banshee just hang out in his Banshee outfit? Was Warlock coded in Python? How did Magneto get SO TOTALLY JACKED? And most upsetting: How did Beast know where to look at the camera?!! All this and more in Season 5, Episode 2, The Phalanx Covenant (Part 2) with cohosts Drew Kunas, Sarah Mucek, and Matt Schrader.

It's the Season 5 opener and who's there to kick it off but SELF-FRIEND WARLOCK!!! Query: Who's the bigger thirst trap - Rogue or Gambit? What is on Beast's "Jazz" record? Is Dr. Henry McCoy the World's Poorest Detective? Plus: Warlock's got Forge's back - er, LEG! All this and a strange, intergalactic techno-organic Disney romance in Season 5, Episode 1, The Phalanx Covenant (Part 1) with cohosts Charissa Bertels, Marcus Bishop-Wright, and Sarah Mucek.

Season 4 roars to a close and no one does more roaring than the mutant behind it all: Apocalypse! 1. He threatens to do away with everything: Dinosaurs! Times Square! All of existence! 2. He double-crosses EVERYBODY but still takes a few minutes to do the exposition! 3. He does the biggest, best "Nooooooo!" this side of "Jean - Noooo!" Plus...Bender is really WHO??? Ohhh...okay. It's Season 4, Episode 21 (they don't make 'em like they used to), Beyond Good and Evil, Part 4 with cohosts Charissa Bertels, Marcus Bishop-Wright, and Sarah Mucek.

Cable and the X-Men take the fight to Apocalypse's pyramid in Ancient Egypt! Plus: Did the X-Men start the Late Bronze Age collapse? Is Death really a horseman if he doesn't have a horse? Did Cable just tell Professor X he's boring to his face??!! All this and cohost Drew demands to know: Is any given character more or less effective than a broken elevator? All this and more in Season 4, Episode 20, Beyond Good and Evil, Part 3 with cohosts Drew Kunas, Sarah Mucek, and Sonia Nam.

Our favorite 90's X-Men couples shows up just in time for Valentine's Day: Archangel and Psylocke! Plus: What are those tubes on Deathbird's costume about? Is a young Tim Curry the best or the VERY best possible Mr. Sinister? And are Cable/Tyler the beefiest father-son duo in 3999?? Not to mention: Shard and Bishop! Sabretooth and Mystique! And ENTER MAGNETO!!! This 4-partner continues to have absolutely everything. It can only be Season 4, Episode 19, Beyond Good and Evil (Part 2) with cohosts Drew Kunas, Sarah Mucek, and Sonia Nam.

In the words of Stefon, "This place has everything": Nasty Boys + Vertigo! Scott and Jean getting married (again)! Cable channeling Raiders of the Lost Ark! Apocalypse telling Sinister what to do! And Bishop, getting pissed at a Jim Carrey rip-off at the Axis of Time! It's Season 4, Episode 18, the first part of what was supposed to be the series finale until it wasn't: Beyond Good and Evil Part 1! With cohosts Marcus Bishop-Wright, Sarah Mucek, and Michael Short.

The Christmas special we guess someone, somewhere must have asked for! In which Storm serves up cool winter lewks! The team encounters the Morlocks at Rockefeller Center and Annalee serves up a guilt trip! And Gambit, serving Christmas dinner, informs us, "Dis need a little Gambit magic!" All this and who's the girl who's the webby little girl who hasn't heard of miracles?! It's Season 4, Episode 17, Have Yourself a Morlock Little Christmas. With cohosts Marcus Bishop-Wright, Sarah Mucek, and Michael Short.