Jeff tries to one-up Mark Canha and the Niners are a cinch in the NFC West in a Pandemic.

Six Patriots are sitting out due to the Coronavirus... Is it all part of a bigger plan?

Our Dumbass taunts the police until they find him, a guy in Vegas drowns in the Bellagio's fountain, and there's a missing foot in Templeton...

Jeremy's wife has him on another cleanse... with no coffee, he's not himself, plus Jeff wants to talk about his gag reflex, and the grammar police are back to un-chartered waters!

We lost Regis and Peter Green, so logically Jeremy is going to ask who is next. Tyson and Roy Jones Jr., and more speculation into what is a goin on with Baseball and what it means to football.

Well, this doesn't bode well for the "Plans" the NFL has in place for pulling off their season.

Our Dumbass of the Day cast's mask wearing patrons of a grocery store to hell, Craving from the womb, and Jeremy's jealous of lotto winners that have a better deal than he does with Jeff.

Risky relationships, Jeremy's told he needs to step it up and pick up dog poop, and Plastic surgeons are raking it in with the Rona!

We wonder whether or not if the Masterdeflaters can survive a pandemic, and if so will the league survive. The NFL holds all the cards on this one.

This morning we talked with New Times Entertainer of the year Matt Cross and he had a "U2 atop the gas station Where the Streets Have No Name moment" this week when his band the Guitar Circus decided to get together for a jam and a lot of people showed up on Terrace Hill.