Lets all hope that the powers that be at Charmin and Cottonelle don't ever colude to raise the prices of their product cause this weekend provided a pretty interesting case study for them. If your toilet Paper Game is on point however we have a solution for what to do when you are bored at home.

Do dogs watch and enjoy Grey's Anatomy? Jeremy clearly takes offense to the term Boomer Remover. The president calls for a National Emergency...and needs to better scheme his spray tan game.

Bill Gates and Jeff Bezos are pooling their resources in the war against the Coronavirus. Jeff continues to struggle with his Kitchen Cabinets and gets called out for being a horrible handyman. Late Nite talk shows are going to be a tough watch during the Self Quarantine Era.

We wonder if there is a world in which the leader of the free world can isolate himself for 14 days, and if you would be able to quarantine for $$$?

Jeff experiences some historically long wait times in getting his hotel reservations canceled. A boy in England gets a harsh punishment for selling Hand Sanitizer on the playground.

Zoo Med is holding their first-ever Reptile Expo at the Madonna Inn Expo Center this weekend. They stopped by with some of the reptiles that will be on display (See Jeff and Jeremy Facebook for video) And they assured us nobody washes their hands more than people who work with reptiles. Also more on the Coronavirus and the Mass hysteria that is accompanying it.

Things got crazy last night as the populous and NBA fans where delivered some pretty harsh news about our futures. COVID-19 Concerns have thrown society into an absolute tailspin and we don't know what to think about it.

If you're single you may be at risk for the Coronovirus if you make bad choices, Jeremy gets scammed, and Farmers Market still a go!

The NBA suspends all games, fans want answers, and drunk big mouth ends up with a black eye...

Not sure if Jeff and Jeremy have their 2020 Coachella audience dialed in based on their horrible re-enactment of a conversation between two guys who where definitely from a different era of the festival. Also would you swim in a pool of Hand Sanitizer?