$34.1 billion Americans are projected to spend on Mother's Day, from overpriced cards to last-minute Amazon fails. Jeff confesses to slacking on his mom’s gift (blaming her hip surgery recovery), while Jeremy debates the merits of Trader Joe’s $1 cards and sending his money to Elon instead. The conversation takes a hilarious turn as they explore the concept of "self-care" for moms—and themselves—leading to Jeremy’s bold plan for a solo cabin-in-the-woods retreat, despite Jeff’s skepticism that he’d last 36 hours alone.

The duo also gets wild with a story about a bear in Ohio devouring an entire beehive (10,000 to 50,000 bees!), sparking a debate about bear digestion and a new band name: Cartoon Bears Wipe. Finally, they dish on celebrity gossip, unpacking Shia LaBeouf’s bizarre revelation about sleeping in Central Park during a feud with Alec Baldwin on a Broadway production. Is Shia a method-acting genius or just eccentric? And would he survive a weekend in Jeremy’s cabin?

Jeff and Jeremy dive into a wild video circulating online of a bar fight at the serene Cambria Pines Lodge, where punches fly, hair gets pulled, and even a guy with a walker nearly joins the fray. The duo debates whether slow cider or valley tourists sparked the chaos, while questioning if any bar can turn into a dive bar with the right (or wrong) patrons. Things take a turn when a caller from Bakersfield, camping in Avila Beach, defends her city and raves about breathing "liberal air" on the Central Coast. From Kumbaya moments post-brawl to conservative air blowing through North County, this episode is packed with laughs, local gossip, and unexpected tangents. full scoop on fisticuffs, RV camping, and the great air debate!

#IncentivizingFamilies, tackling a plan to pay for kids to boost birth rates. Jeff suggests long-term payouts for married couples, doubling yearly, while Jeremy fears “bad babies” from quick checks. Caller John, a 64-year-old married 44 years, slams absent dads and pushes #Morals over money. AND #Yosemite’s open campsites defy federal job freeze fears. Packed with #Comedy, and #SocialIssues

Adrian Peterson’s DWI arrest after a Vikings party, joking he #ShouldHaveRan home instead of driving. The #NFLDraft steals the show as they cheer #Canes star Cam Ward, the #1 pick by the Titans. Jeff sparks debate: did Ward’s Miami transfer clinch the top spot, or would he been able to accomplish that in #Pullman Town? Shaq’s TNT bathroom emergency brings #LaughOutLoud chaos, leading to a porta-potty prank for the 7’1” legend—#BigGuyProblems at its finest! Listener texts via #805BeerTextLines shout out #LedZeppelin, #WhiteStripes, and #FishingWithVeterans, while Jeff’s weatherman Dave Hovde impression nails the #SanLuisObispo #WeatherReport. Packed with #SportsComedy and #ClassicRock vibes.

Dive into the 2025 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction drama, sparking heated debates over Styx’s shocking snub despite selling 50 million albums. Is the Hall favoring “irrelevant” acts like Oasis or Phish’s cult-following jam band vibes over rock legends? Listeners flood the lines with spicy takes—Doug’s ready to “duke it out” over Jeff’s White Stripes vs. Led Zeppelin comparison, insisting Jack White’s just a Robert Plant wannabe. Meanwhile, Mr. Rat Pack Can Dance schools Jeff on comma usage with a hilarious “Let’s eat, Grandpa” jab, and Trump Hater Rhonda stirs the pot with a hypothetical: What if California, the world’s fourth-largest economy, split from the U.S.? Jeremy crunches the numbers, proving the U.S. would still top China’s economy, but listener Daniel reminds everyone of California’s massive deficits. From Canada-for-California trade fantasies to nostalgic ’80s California dreams, this episode is a rollercoaster of laughs, rants, and listener chaos. Catch the full madness and vote on the poll at KZOZ.com!

Jeff and Jeremy react to the bombshell announcement that KSBY meteorologist Dave Hovde is leaving television after 22 years! The guys dive into the emotional farewell from Dave’s on-air moment with Richard Gearhart, speculating on whether he’s headed to a public information officer role like many KSBY veterans before him or perhaps even a surprise gig at one of their sister radio stations (highly unlikely). With Vivian Rennie poised as a strong contender for Dave’s evening weather spot, Jeff and Jeremy debate the future of KSBY’s weather team and reminisce about the station’s revolving door of talent. Caller Don from Los Osos chimes in with his take on potential replacements, sparking laughs and a trip down memory lane wild speculation, and a celebration of Dave’s knack for making microclimates must-see TV.

Get ready for an inspiring episode of Jeff and Jeremy in the Morning as they chat with Andy Dibbern from Heroes on the Water! This incredible organization is making waves by taking veterans kayak fishing, offering them a chance to decompress and find peace on the water. Andy shares the story of their upcoming event on April 26, 2025, at Lopez Lake in Arroyo Grande—a memorial fishing day honoring Army veteran and smokejumper Ray Rubio. From XL kayaks to delicious tacos, hear how volunteers provide everything veterans need for a day of fishing, fun, and healing. Listener Kenny Smelt, aka "The Government is Cooking," raves about his first-time experience, proving anyone can join the adventure! Learn how this donor-supported program helps veterans tackle PTSD and traumatic brain injuries through the serenity of kayak fishing. Tune in for heartfelt stories, laughs, and a call to action to support or volunteer with Heroes on the Water. Let’s cast a line for a great cause!

the world's first sperm race, set to take place at the Hollywood Palladium on April 25, 2025. With over 1,000 spectators, high-resolution cameras, and live-streamed commentary, this microscopic showdown is more than just a quirky event—it's a bold move to spark conversation about declining male fertility. The guys break down the concept, from the racetrack mimicking the reproductive system to betting on contestants based on their lifestyles (think stoner vs. kale-obsessed triathlete). Is this a scientific breakthrough or just a bizarre spectator sport? Tune in for laughs, debates, and a surprising take on how sperm racing might just educate the masses. Could this be a future Olympic event for Los Angeles 2028? You be the judge!

Dive into the surprising comeback of tramp stamps, exploring how Gen Z is trading tribal tattoos for watercolor designs. From Nickelback’s unexpected cool factor to bell-bottoms making a return, the guys unpack what’s hot again and why—they debate whale tails, low-rise jeans, and whether tramp stamps are a yay or nay. Tune in for laughs, nostalgia, and a poll question that’ll spark your vote at KZOZ.com

A 911 Operator in Georgia is Caught ordering McDonalds while taking an emergency call. She was talking on two phones at once! McGriddles are good though,