Jeff and Jeremy in the Morning

A guy in a Florida Walmart.... shouldn't that be enough???

Who is Crazier... Aaron Rodgers or Russell Wilson?

Jeff was out mowing his yard late the other night and his wife was questioning whether or not that was polite to the neighbors... at least it's not cutting up Pallet wood to run your hillbilly hot tub.

Jeremy got free Strawberries from Hiyashi's because he didn't have any cash on him. But, the next time he see's him he better have that money. Whitney and Jeff say he'd better pay the piper... and quick.

SLO PD is looking for a guy who stole a wallet then went to a store and bought a bunch of stuff with a credit card. How come cashiers aren't carding people anymore? We used to get carded all the time.

Welcome to the state we are in. A naked man breaks into the house of a woman while she's home with her two twins and tries to smash the wall down of the room that they are holed up in. How long did he go to jail for? 4 Hours. She's a little upset about that.

With all the distracted driving offenses leading to accidents, injuries, and deaths. We pose the question to JW Townsen: "Will Distracted Driving ever carry as harsh of penalties as Drunk Driving?"

Jeremy's stepdad feels like he cannot BBQ because it won't meet Jeremy's standards... Does this mean he is a Control Freak?

We got an amazingly weird, yet pretty common "Modern Family" scenario this morning. Would you call your younger uncle your uncle?

A guy in Florida calls in to brag about evading cops... and wonders when they are going to come get him.