Jeff and Jeremy in the Morning

A guy (quite possibly the worst name) decided to incite a mob with his stunt to piss on a cop car... as you can imagine that didn't end well for him.

...Nobody is laughing at that joke.

The Cal Poly Students are upset at the amount of resources allocated to design a new logo for the University. This ACTUALLY Warrants a collegiate investigation. Can you design a better one? Leave it right here!

Great conversation with Steve Miller Band Bassist Kenny Lee Lewis about how classic rock stars are out on the road more and more because of necessity. He also told us how his fretting hand became the hand of a Dead Man and shared his latest song with us.

The Ohio State University found this out when they ran a study on the popular rating website. Does this mean restaurants in Seattle suck? or do we just become a product of our environment?

A new study suggests if you do then they will have problems adjusting as adults... not only that, why wouldn't you want them to get some exercise so they pass out and get to sleep early.

...Kinda, Guinness is taking all kind of flack because of their interpretation of what a nurses uniform is, but is that flack warranted?

We all know doting pet owners, then there are ones that take it a little too far. Jeff gives Jeremy advice on the one thing you can do to reign in the crazy dog owner.

Just one of the questions in ask a CHP Officer anything with JW Townsen. We also learned a thing or two about Drinking and Driving.

Jeff is getting sick of the "Run Time" of these KJONS Submissions so he is taking matters into his own hands.