Jeff and Jeremy in the Morning

An astonishing 40% of people say they have owned a pet bird. What is the worst pet you have ever owned?

Brian Austin Green admitted that he texted Luke Perry the day he died because it still helped him feel connected. Jeff admitted to checking out his deceased friend's facebook profile regularly, and Jeremy thinks it may be a more befitting tribute than visiting one's tombstone. #DeepStuff

Long ago Jeff and Jeremy agreed that if one of them won a jackpot < 20 Mil that the other would get 1 million. Jeff is starting to think he's got more skin in the game than Jeremy, therefore wants to pull out of the deal

A woman in Houston gave birth to six babies in nine minutes. Odds of having sextuplets 1 in 4.7 Billion. Take that Powerball!

Today's Dumbass is a DA because he threw a Pan and bowl at a woman that was cookin' Pancakes on the porch for Dinner... Who eats Pancakes for Dinner!?!

Believe it or not, most workplaces depend on this to boost morale.

The Bully is at it again, this time it was at his crappy Band's concert. Kevin DiStasio is a lifelong Knicks Fan who decided to see his least favorite owner and sen him a message at his concert. That's when it got embarrassing for James Dolan.

... Technically it's Taco Bell's hot sauce.

A woman in Oklahoma decided the best way to smuggle drugs into the Prison was with a T-Shirt Cannon. She was wrong!

This is the Scummiest of Scums in the world!