HEYYY. Sorry about that tone of voice, I frightened the children. I'm fighting back the lassitude so that I can serve you up a tall, tiny glass of MacAdam's Beer.

Topics covered: futile promotional package, the body/brain demarcation, the unsaleable MacAdam, the unavoidable drowning death, the unthinkable oath, remove the thorn, don't blame Victor, the fool-proof test, the failed invasion of the Sun, the gnome lifetimes of the sun people

How'd ya! Come on in, partner. Here now I will attempt to describe the greatest pleasures in life over your glass of MacAdam's Beer, and spout out a great many malapropisms in the process.

Topics covered: confusing "drunk" with "drank", the spycam, the only moment of pleasure, I say "thaliva" at one point, the homily of Buddha, the sullen and misguided misogyny of Daniel MacAdam, failure to understand thermodynamics, the compartmentalized disintegration of a conscious being, to mollify the tremendous dread by immersion, trapped in a confused state forever, apprehension as a fragile sensation, the embarrassment of non-near-death, the incredible unheard tale, a tragedy without intrigue, my wife comes home and ends the podcast abruptly.

Shush now, your woes will be shellacked under the tacky coat of MacAdam's Beer, which can only be found in Jefferson Avenue Waystation.

Topics covered: late night beer, the ownership of time, the failure to explain one's self, the joy of being disproven, the portfolio of incomplete parts, the objectivity of quality, early innocent mornings, let's try to remember Hibernia, you a probably not average by any measure, do not distain the brain, insulting poetry

Hey! Easy with that door! Oops, that came off harsh. Let's get back onto it and pour you a glass of pure pleasure.

Topics covered- the only person on earth, the conjecture of popular taste, the flash, the new Newspeak, the callous geode, the nightgown for men, Skaskatchewan, the pointless music box, you're my favorite customer, Bartok the turtle dove, frequently examine your position, the crapping of an evil cricket in ExtraHell, everyone is entitled to help

Easy with that cranky door, it leads into the haven that is the Jefferson Avenue Waystation, where leverage gets you beverage.

Topics discussed: a hope for lunch, the ideal future, the curse of MacAdam, my previous life as the HMS Terror, horrible fathers, the new business model, the blue site, ignoring pain, measuring languages, the raw soul, the wisdom of Bernbaum

Oh, hello. I was about to close up shop but I'll stay open a little bit longer. Welcome to the Jefferson Avenue Waystation, where we tear down the axioms.

Topics covered: land of bad choices, daycare for all, explosive obscenity, plywood, the sound practicality of baseless optimism, the detective witch, the biological sound mill, Isaac Newton was full of shit, my notepad full of amazing ideas, the mercy of not understanding, nanoscopic espionage, consume the sphere, the familiarity of evil, the birthright to Giza

Oh, hello. I was about to close up shop but I'll stay open a little bit longer. Welcome to the Jefferson Avenue Waystation, where we tear down the axioms.

Topics covered: land of bad choices, daycare for all, explosive obscenity, plywood, the sound practicality of baseless optimism, the detective witch, the biological sound mill, Isaac Newton was full of shit, my notepad full of amazing ideas, the mercy of not understanding, nanoscopic espionage, consume the sphere, the familiarity of evil, the birthright to Giza

Topics covered: the enviable station, fresh chopped onions, the need to relieve, consent to accidental nudity, agreement to hyperbole, indestruschable, arctic hell cabin, frightful hypotheses, the purpose of propagation, the expensive truth of MacAdam's beer, a third glass to the most ascetic being, clean the spotty wall

Whoops, we cut in just at the right moment. Welcome to Jeffy Ave, where the beer is scooped from silver basins in elven trees.

Topics include: plastic cups, drunken language, sleep process, the righteousness of dying, dirty water, ignorance

Hey, welcome to Jeffy Ave! Whoop whoop! Bring it in, guys.

Topics discussed: Ruben's awful painting, murder, your Endgame, Stella's cornbread muffins, gender geopolitics, the weaponized voyeur, terrifying sexual near-miss, here and back again, the repulsive mishap, forced closure