Jerk Mountain

On this episode of JERK MOUNTAIN, we're in full-on Thanksgiving recovery mode, catching up on some cockrings and Mitt Romney shenanigans with the family at dinner, reasons not to use the turkey bag, joining the flannel gang, pointing out how construction guys are always eating stuff, running through the leaner's checklist, looking at the downsides of Mexican restaurants including heavy spoons of guac, farting around a hot mic and some of your fans, and we dig into yelp reviews!

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Be different!

On this episode of Jerk Mountain, the three of us fell ill from a combination of Thanksgiving overeating and head colds, so enjoy this classic from the archives where we're creating a better version of a classic rock song, scronkin' on the oscars, browsing instagram on a PC, shopping for new shirts while playing with our pool noodles, we ask "what's the verdict?", dad makes OJ via fresh-squeezed oranges, we make fun of famous dudes with giant vape rigs, A cast member of Making a Murderer gives us a list of his favorite bands, buying fifteen dollars worth of candy on Hamazon (not a sponsor), we spotlight an NPR interview on American Consumerism, list things better than hitting an even number at the gas pump, play OSHA Kitchen Challenge on NES, discuss hangover cures, and give floam to cats!            

Music By P0P ZEUS / Bruce Cougar Mellenstien                         

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On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we're giving nicknames to the 'ol dirt button, busting nuts over Disney plus, hitting up fast food Mexican joints, saying 'ope' after a mistake, receiving odd calls from strange customers, celebrating our seven billionth episode, making giant grocery trips, planning our future surgeries, and playing a rousing round of games including "who said it?", "real or fake: soundcloud rappers", and a psychology test. After we take a deep dive into our personalities, we revisit Tamantha, read some listener comments, and then forcibly solicit you to send us a message! 

Music by P0P ZEUS and Thank You Scientist

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On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we're getting called out in public for wearing sweet band t-shirts, combining holiday decorations, drinking loosey beers, infusing drinks with other bullshit, fighting our dad for candy, getting likes on instagram, covering the death of deadspin, getting overwhelmed by different streaming services, replacing the wonky garbage disposal, selling a rouge costco warranty, inconveniencing  people over ketchup, we play real or fake sex positions, run through some headlines, and give our listeners a dangle update, complete with a jewelry box!                       

Music by P0P ZEUS                     

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On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we're pulling party tricks on the acoustic guitar, hanging up hot babe posters in our bedrooms, wondering why Rachel Ray makes SO MUCH FOOD, cooking with Rube Goldberg, chewing on Ron Popiel's legacy of dehydrating your wallet, complaining about the burdens of cleaning your kitchen equipment, giving a shoutout to our listeners in France, over-pronouncing words, staging a pizza cookoff, reflecting on the cold snap on halloween, coming up with reasons why owners of Land Rovers don't actually rove any Land, realizing how every bite of halloween candy is negating any and all vigorous working out and exercise regime, America's top 10 candies, going down the rabbit hole of people play arcade games, we play real or fake: nascar drivers, arguing while stuff burns, and we thank you for taking the path least traveled! // Music by P0P ZEUS and PIZZABEAR // Listen to us on your favorite streaming outlets // follow us on IG @jerkmountainpod // email us at [email protected] 

On this episode of SPOOK MOUNTAIN, we're casting on all hallows eve and setting our horror movie NBA starting five, planning costume ideas, going out for halloween caroling, remembering fast food bandits of yore, returning stuff guilt-free, baking your own freschetta, setting a framework for simply being honest, choosing our favorite mom, putting the whoppers back, trying hard to pronounce words the way they were meant to be, making a cassette tape wall while they're making a comeback, we'll play REAL OR FAKE: Paul Rudd movies edition, and munch on Guy Fieri a little bit.                 

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Music By P0P ZEUS                              

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On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we're drinking lukewarm coffee as its getting colder outside, donating toys, wakin' up at the crack of nine for a hot wahlberg workout, being the MVB of the facility, the consequences of getting too drunk at a restaurant, tales of natural networking with vintage video games, eating oysters, making it to the front page of your hometown newspaper, riffing on current headlines, stories of Indiana man calling 911 again for outlandish reasons, and origin stories of geese hatred!          

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On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we're helping you rid yourself of bad habits by simply cha-hi-haid-ing, riffing off some less-than-noteworthy headlines, imagining a Ken Kratz interview with a fake butt made of blemis, the pros and cons of body augmentation, jamming some Lion Korn, Pat Boone, and other hardons for grandma, dad accomplishments for the week, a double feature real or fake: porn flicks and generic snack foods, and much more!     

Music by P0P ZEUS, a lead singer of AC/DC, and Johnny Davis     

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On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we're highlighting notable kids in the music business- along with some whose voices don't match their mugs, nicknames and dick bibs, a baby's first breadsticks, speaking in gegants, throwing simple birthday parties with an avocado pinata and walkie talkies, improvements in legos since we were young, losing your car at the olden corral, looking back on stores that are no mores, how halloween store owners make a living the rest of the year, making ordinary costumes sexy, weekly dad achievements, we play real or fake: JCVD character names, and discover some common phrases in online dating profiles!    

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Keep climbin' that mountain!

On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we're talking about things you shouldn't do on drugs, giving speeches and writing papers in school, WWE on terrestrial TV, the quality of life of fish & pigs, building moats with alligators, hacking your biology with supplements, music for workouts, blowing minds on tindr, beer maidens and hard teas, three things we remember from the show Martin, Real or Fake Guy Fieri quotes, french fried sushi, movies about counterfeit jeans, greasy bathroom vending machines, and lot lizards in St. Louis!

Music by P0P ZEUS

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Don't trust a gas station condom!