Jerk Mountain

On this episode of Jerk Mountain we're gonna sit back and watch what happens when people attempt to free the aliens, we go back to the mall to buy $18 cd's and get banned from instagram, we chew on ballpark pretzels and steamed buns, discuss Iowa slogans and ask why Joe was so sloppy, and then go to church just to eat with some old golf fucks afterwards!

Music by P0P Zeus and a bunch of robots

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Our friend Martin Gorham stops by to lay down some meat- and we have sausages in the fridge to prove it! we debate sauces for your dippin's, what to do about papa john's, dad video game questions, bust some balls, and ask "are internet celebrities really celebrities?"

Music by P0P ZEUS and PIZZABEAR

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On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we determine the proper title for your uncle's uncle and get some secondhand geneology within the family, debate if sports teams usually go with "the bigger the man the bigger the jersey number" drink a bloody gespatcho while eating north of four hotdogs, getting chiggers where the sun don't shine, working out with your spouse versus airbrushing abs on your belly, play a game called "real or fake NBA player", and we share some real consumer advice on wether or not you should buy a floor model vibrator!

Music By P0P ZEUS

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On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we're gearing up our pitches for Shark Tank who is holding auditions in our city, ragging on people who mess up our names, getting turnips on the fourth of July, protecting the trade secrets of Gazpacho, cooking up a LinkedIn life burrito, reviewing some Indiana Man headlines, and waiting 48 minutes for an omelette. 

Music by P0P Zeus

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On this episode, we're watching Hell's Kitchen on two different televisions in two separate rooms, we're talking about how we'd buy more products if there were cursing in commercials, weirdos involved in influencer culture, tricking a co-worker into eating butter, reaching out to people with your same name, going on vacation to visit game of thrones filming locations, and shopping at IGA!

Music by P0P ZEUS

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eat an entire bag of cinnamon discs!

On this episode, we're spending too much money on event tickets and glow sticks, smashing white castles with our significant others, grabbing lethal weapon by the cluster, buying movie tix for the wrong date, and much much more!

Music By P0P ZEUS and whatever band is probably also on the Van Wilder Soundtrack

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A re-upload of a JMP Classic, our first episode! We talk about science teachers that never let you touch the lab equipment, Bruno Mars' life before he was famous, wearing tennis shoes without ever playing the game, the void in your soul a good Lunchable can fill, our ride or die sandwich of choice, and things John Popper can store in his harmonica bandolier.

On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we're coming down the slope, Idaho bound to work at the potato factory, revisiting our childhoods hosted by Marc Summers, conditioning our bodies to perform at 110%, sticking bluetooth speakers where the sun don't shine, and we invent a new hot-ticket item for restaurant owners: the order referee!

We'll gab on Game of Thrones and sales commercials, how to prank your college roommates with a Banana Phone, and yuck it up in the traditional Jerk Mountain fashion!

Music by P0P ZEUS, Raffi, and whoever wrote the Roseanne theme before John Popper came in and blessed it with some lyrics

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