Jesse discusses the Texas flood, ass polyps, and bootlegging in a bathtub.

Jesse rambles about seeing an eclipse, bad skin, being too thirsty, and buying groceries.

Jesse rambles about buying ass medicine, his new coffee lady, rubber ducks, and phone sex.

Jesse rambles about Confederate statues, polarization, sociopaths vs. psychopaths, tension with North Korea, and why nobody is nuking anyone any time soon.

Jesse has great news about his cat on a terrible news week. He rambles about outlier douchebags, violence, and why it isn’t the end of the world.

Jesse rambles about meeting Laundry Girl, broken air conditioners, cat butts, eclipses, and mental healthcare post-treatment.

Jesse rambles about old people buying computers, Turtle people, pooping outside, and bribing doctors with gifts.

Jesse rambles about heatwaves, snooping around, and dog alarm clocks.

Jesse rambles about the heat wave, and has some rough animal news. Sylvia is fine, don’t worry.

Jesse rambles about rodeos, getting yelled at on Twitter, comedy critics, and horrible insurance policies.