Jesse rambles about benefit concerts, his frustrations getting coffee, and using a cello as a lifeboat.

Jesse rambles about Donald’s dumb family, his dumb collusion with Russia, and deals with his dumb cat playing on his dumb desk.

Jesse hacks and coughs his way through a ramble about cold medicine, designing new human bodies, hockey movie sequels, doing standup when underage, and losing an icon.

New Episode tomorrow. Lots to talk about.

Jesse rants about Mother’s Day, Disney movies, firing FBI directors, and music for horses.

Jesse rambles about large silverware, having sex in front of pets, and social media’s downside.

Jesse rants about the French Election and the most reckless legislation in recent memory.

This week Jesse rants about Lord Stanley’s Cup, colonoscopy prep, hot nurses, hot runners, recovery frustrations, and fake tattoos.

Jesse and the cat spend all afternoon in the bath with a blanket over their heads. The weather is stupidly awful. New episode tomorrow. Sorry about that!