Fat Trim in Need

GCW

#rSpringBreak on Fite TV

* Saw them in Sayreville

* Hilarious commentary

* Anything but family friendly

* “Get mad or get in touch with reality”

* Rich Swann, Lio Rush, Joey Janela, Nick Gave

* Sponsored by a Vodka company take that shit to the dome!

Wrestlemania Sunday

* Vince does not look or sound good at all

* I’m never a fan of when they bring out the whole roster on the stage

* You know he mandated everybody be there and stand for America the beautiful

* The “cold open” was not the opening video

* MVP very good mouth piece promo

* Weather delay = unscripted promos

* Commercial break tally - 10 (being generous because there was at least 1 commercial between every match). They clearly don’t care about their fans. It’s just going to get worse as they continue to whore out their product. I feel like every match had a sponsor. It’s one thing on regular tv.

* Why the fcuk is Michael cole doing commentary for both brands????

* My theory about Drew actually was applied to Cesaro

* Dolphs subtle slight at Nicki?

* Raw tag title match was outstanding. Kofi actually looked dead

* Bailey on point dissing cole

* The Bella’s still look more like HOF valets than HOFers

* Miz and bad bunny deliver

* I don’t get the booking (virtue signal?)

* Cole had to say two Black women (proves my point, I just see two wrestlers.. a black man main evented wrestlemania 1 btw)

* I give Sasha credit for that welt she took

Broken Skull Sessions

* Jericho and Austin have awesome chat

WrestleMania Sunday

* I can’t believe they used that same goofy video for night 2

* Isn’t Hogan from Tampa also?

* Why do they send one guy to the ring and then do the video package?

* The entrance time seemed longer than the match.. is this how you pay off a 5 month feud (5:50 bell to bell)

* What’s with all these tag teams making demands from the other team?

* In storyline, why does natty put sharp shooter on Nia when Shaina is legal

* Glad to see if KO was gonna use the stunner it got the pin fall

* Why didn’t Logan Paul clock Sami? We know he can box

* Good to see Matt Riddle stoner thing paid off with RVD

* Bell to bell time roughly average, it’s going they’re choosing to spend the time in between

* Did they replay orton fiend match cause of the bell time?

30 year fan @JuiceGiorgio is back to discuss:

* Really annoys me that they don’t number wrestlemanias anymore

* Can’t stand this is awesome chant

* Are closed fist punches legal? Or is it just forearm punches?

NXT

* Vince clearly does not watch nxt as wrestlers refer to wrestling as a sport

* More unnecessary belts - nxt women’s tag team. Why not an IC level belt if anything?

* Camera work killing me

* Matches are good but feel like spot fests

* Did gargano intentionally dress up like a goofball?

Smackdown

* I hope the fatal four way tag teams got the mania pay

* I don’t quite understand Tamina’s titan tron graphic with the big and small letters

* Is Seth Rollins a generic televangelist now? Funny commercial promo

* Good promos by Daniel Bryan and edge

* To me, Sasha banks has xpac heat, but I did like what she said on broken skull sessions

* Bianca feels like an upgraded version of Sasha

* I just don’t understand how wrestlemania is 2 nights and they have to put “mania matches” on smackdown. This is not good for quality over quantity

Broken Skull Sessions

* Orton admits he couldn’t cut a good promo til 2020 (mania xx)

* Y2J

WrestleMania

* 8 out of 14 matches are title matches

* Two nights of women’s tag team matches but can’t have SD tag match

* I love Billie kay

* Tonight feels like a Raw night

@JuiceGiorgio and the fat jew are back to tackle today's events and whats happening on TikTok

29 year fan @JuiceGiorgio is back to talk:

BEST TIME AND WORST TIME TO BE A WRESTLING FAN

Peacock sucks

NXT

* Don’t like nxt or takeovers on regular tv

* LA Knight entertaining

* Pete Dunn always delivers

* Can totally picture triple h making up the name stand and deliver

* Cool physical set

* I can’t stand imperium or UK title

* Ciampa in crazy shape

* Great brawl of a match

* They really need to chill with camera motion and constant cutting

* Wade Barrett great on commentary

* Big proponent of only one women’s match

Smackdown

* Vaccine commercial? Seriously?

* Dominik just looks small

* Street profits (I forgot about them)

* Happy for cesaro. Stupid angle.

* Hate nia max. Love shaina. Nia is terrible on mic. Clearly doesn’t care about her physical shape.

* Kevin dunn stop with the constant cuts

* Sami zayn needs to get off social media but he is good at playing a nervous Jew character

* Apallo crews great promo

Raw

* Are video packages now written before the events play out?

* Why do you have somebody enter the ring and then play a four minute hype video?

* Can we stop using the word bully?

* Why was bad bunny alone when he got attacked?

* Entrances are way too rehearsed and overthought

29 year fan @JuiceGiorgio is back to talk:

BEST TIME AND WORST TIME TO BE A WRESTLING FAN

Peacock sucks

NXT

* Don’t like nxt or takeovers on regular tv

* LA Knight entertaining

* Pete Dunn always delivers

* Can totally picture triple h making up the name stand and deliver

* Cool physical set

* I can’t stand imperium or UK title

* Ciampa in crazy shape

* Great brawl of a match

* They really need to chill with camera motion and constant cutting

* Wade Barrett great on commentary

* Big proponent of only one women’s match

Smackdown

* Vaccine commercial? Seriously?

* Dominik just looks small

* Street profits (I forgot about them)

* Happy for cesaro. Stupid angle.

* Hate nia max. Love shaina. Nia is terrible on mic. Clearly doesn’t care about her physical shape.

* Kevin dunn stop with the constant cuts

* Sami zayn needs to get off social media but he is good at playing a nervous Jew character

* Apallo crews great promo

Raw

* Are video packages now written before the events play out?

* Why do you have somebody enter the ring and then play a four minute hype video?

* Can we stop using the word bully?

* Why was bad bunny alone when he got attacked?

* Entrances are way too rehearsed and overthought

@JuiceGiorgio & the fat jew cover the latest nonsense in the world, TikTok & Twitter

29 year fan @JuiceGiorgio is back for more pro wrestling talk and analysis!

Smackdown

* Why do they think it’s a good idea to have grown men wine and cry till they get what they want

* On his first “real” run they were 2 years too late

Raw

* Hurt business breaks up, shaky can still a thing

* Why can’t Riddle have a first name. Funny when shamus hit him with scooter

* Bad bunny right hand

* Why can’t asuka get a manager

Aew

* Christian cage debut Frankie kazarian - FUN - Christian in great shape

* John cena commercial for wipeout

* Codey Rhodes name allowed?

* QT snaps out

* Dean Ambrose freedom to cut a promo