Jay Frosting suffers through the June 2, 2014 issue of Us Weekly magazine because you shouldn't. Unimportant topics: Rachel Bilson, Kate Middleton, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jessica Simpson, Cressida Bonas, Prince Harry, RuPaul, Kim Kardashian, Beyonce, Lea Michele, Jamie Foxx.

When you hear "holy land," what do you think of? Not the moon? Well, get ready to stop not thinking that way, buster. SpaceX is prepping a colonization mission, but they don't want to go to some godless space rock, so they've got a plan to make it sacred. Featuring Steph Garcia (on Twitter @mostephlove) and Josh Richmond (@radiotfb).

Learn the original "forbidden dance" for the first time in over 30 years!

A new TV channel is getting ready to replace TLC, it's the Lil'l Learning Channel (that's not a typo), and it's going to premiere with a 24/7 reality show that follows around a newborn baby. "Follows" might be a strong word. She'll probably just lie around, so they're thinking of ways to make it more exciting.

Featuring Allan Johnson (on Twitter @allan_johnson, and he makes the podcast "This Week in Today") and Brian Thompson (of the Royal Bermuda Whiskey Club).

Jay Frosting suffers through the May 12, 2014 issue of Us Weekly magazine because you shouldn't. Barely covered: Mighty Mouse, Phoebe Tonkin, Donnie Wahlberg, Steve Harvey, tight ass, McGriddles, Nicholas Hoult, Jennifer Lawrence, Jodie Foster, Paul Simon, Naomi Watts.

We got access to two heads of Facebook's new virtual/actual reality department, after they bought they Oculus Rift VR intellectual property. Join Jay in his adventure through the deep dark dungeon, or maybe you'd like to play a beach game, or ... shop for pot roast? Featuring Landon Kirksey (@itslandon) and J.J. Wright (@anhonestghost).

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Nobody cares about: Teresa Giudice, Joe Giudice, Kim Kardashian, Ty Burrell, Rihanna, Simon Cowell, Olivia Wilde, Ian McKellan, Giuliana Rancic, Jenna Dewan-Tatum, Minnie Driver, Rick Ross

Unconcerned with: Olympics, Christina Aguilera, The Bachelor, Beyonce, Robert Pattinson, Bradley Cooper, Dierks Bentley, Simon Cowell, Matthew McConaughey, Lamar Odom, Teen Mom, Julianne Moore, Lupita Nyong'o.

Jay Frosting suffers through the March 3, 2014 issue of Us Weekly magazine because you shouldn't. Crap ignored: The Bachelor, Martha Stewart, Johnny Depp, Charlie Sheen, Brett Rossi, Sarah Hyland, Olympics.