Tootie could've been a model, Jermaine Jackson's wife , or a teen prostitute. But Mrs Garrett ruined everything! Jiffy Pop Culture's very special episode, including one very special cousin.

Come with us to Rydell High, where the students are as old as the teachers! The 1950s never looked so 1970s! And dreams are made of smoking Marlboro reds, going all the way and dressing like a tramp.

The category is Pose. And who could forget Paris Is Burning? We're giving you House of Jiffy Pop. Now pick your jaw off the floor and go back to your clam chowder and shallow conversation.

We got the beat! That's right, it's "Mommie Dearest!" Complete with the boys and the booze, cans of Comet and a spectacular home haircut demo you're not gonna want to miss. Inside tip: Leave your wire hangers at home.

Put on that Cerulean sweater that you got from a pile of stuff and your find from a hideous skirt convention and listen. That's all.

They're all going to laugh at you, throw tampons at you and lock you in the Jesus closet. But you'll show them when you set the dance floor on fire. Literally.

Back before Susan Sarandon voted for Jill Stein, she and a whole generation were being toucha toucha touched by Dr. Frank N. Furter on 8th Street and at midnight in theaters everywhere. Don't dream it, be it. And listen to it.