You'll have a damn damn damn good time with us Just looking out of the window. Thinkin' how it all looks hand-me-down. Join us for a dinner of meatloaf by Alpo, spy on people in the dressing room with Willona, and find out why Janet Jackson never irons.

Photo shoot!

Models!

Murder!

Tommy Lee Jones with Peppermint Patty's haircut!

Faye Dunaway is Joan Crawford as Laura Mars in the fabulous and foxy fashion world of the disco-era 70s.

Not only do we touch on everyone's favorites, like "I'm not Alice, I'm Kay," Jan's wig dilemma and "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia," but we also answer burning questions like how come Alice never got to call them "Mike" and "Carol," why didn't the girls ever get to see their father after the divorce, and how on Earth did the boys get over the death of their mom so fast, without ever screaming "YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOTHER!"

If you don't have anything nice to say about anybody, come listen to Jiffy Pop Culture. You'll love us more than your luggage, so put on your blush and bashful! We'll confirm that there's no such thing as natural beauty, make sure you drink your juice, and tell you the true story behind track lighting.

If I could, I would give this babysitter ZERO stars! She had sex in our bed, and the whole room smelled like eggs. Her boyfriend was still hanging around the kitchen when we got home, the phone was off the hook, the dog was dead, our kids were missing, and worst of all she left crumbs on the countertop!

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Not all devils wear Prada. Some wear a white cotton nightgown encrusted with pea soup. After listening to our take on The Exorcist you'll never need the Rabbit again. You know why.

Picture it: Miami, 1985. A slut walks into a bar. She meets an old woman, a moron and a giant substitute teacher. The rest is history.

Welcome to the world Adrian! He has his fathers eyes, horns, hooves and tail. You don't need a dollar or a dream if Ruth Gordon is your neighbor, you've got a necklace that smells like feet and you're inseminated with some demon seed.

Doesn't everyone go to the diner wearing Balenciaga?

Doesn't everyone own a different wig for every day of the year?

Doesn't everyone know a family who has fallen from the Hills of Beverly to the streets of Schitt?

Check in with us at the Rosebud Motel and meet the residents of Schitt's Creek.

Do you know what you look like with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like you should be eating fava beans with a nice Chianti, putting the lotion on its skin and listening to episode 8 of Jiffy Pop Culture!