Jim Gaffigan Comedy

From Hot Pockets to Wifi Passwords and everything in between, laugh your way through Jim Gaffigan’s best moments in this compilation featuring one standout joke from each of his 11 comedy specials.

Uploaded 20-11-25

00:00 Beyond the Pale — Hot Pockets
04:38 King Baby — Bacon
09:28 Mr. Universe — Whales
14:47 Obsessed — Weddings
19:51 Cinco — Seasons
22:12 Noble Ape — Brain Tumor
26:28 Quality Time — Horses
36:20 The Pale Tourist — Rodeo
40:05 Comedy Monster — Hanging with the Guys
42:25 Dark Pale — Funerals
47:17 The Skinny — WiFi Passwords

THE SKINNY is streaming exclusively on HULU worldwide. To watch now click here https://hulu.tv/TheSkinny.

I'm always touring with new material. The EVERYTHING IS WONDERFUL Tour is at http://jimgaffigan.com

Fathertime Bourbon is limited run collectable Kentucky bourbon and only available at https://www.Fathertime-Bourbon.com . Each bottle of Fathertime is personally signed by Jim Gaffigan. The parenting quote glasses are available here. https://shop.fathertime-bourbon.com/

Some Fathertime videos
https://youtu.be/hQaYsDfGC0Y
https://youtu.be/9AjQ2dKSQ9U
https://youtube.com/shorts/X3b9bDTfj60?feature=share

DARK PALE is NOW streaming on Prime Video.
https://www.amazon.com/Jim-Gaffigan-Dark-Pale/dp/B0BZM7QVN5

Or come see me LIVE on tour:
https://JimGaffigan.com/tour-dates

Follow Jim Gaffigan
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/JimGaffigan
Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@JimGaffigan
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/JimGaffigan
Twitter: https://twitter.com/JimGaffigan/

BEST of / FUNNIEST Compilations
Animals https://bit.ly/AnimalsCompilation
Fast Food https://bit.ly/FastFoodCompilation
Disney https://youtu.be/w-veCNXX5OQ

Clips from Dark Pale
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLj4Ma7xmMj4vUwwNgGUPFhjlTFebCwkE1

Clips from Comedy Monster
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLj4Ma7xmMj4vHZo8ovVGVDmydytPfhYhp

Clips from Pale Tourist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLj4Ma7xmMj4sBrkJbSeBqFT--qa0KHxcX

Clips from Quality Time
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLj4Ma7xmMj4sAtSkltvF707LHsVTKA7TS

Clips from Noble Ape
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLj4Ma7xmMj4sBrkJbSeBqFT--qa0KHxcX

Clips from Cinco
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLj4Ma7xmMj4s_9p0sBUZFGhmApHNx-v3z

Clips from Obsessed
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLj4Ma7xmMj4uI_iCTdRr607zKqzT7e3eY

Clips from Mr. Universe
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLj4Ma7xmMj4t4m9IqN8DpfRIRT85OmuXA

Clips from King Baby
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLj4Ma7xmMj4sXKuYMDTQO80c-S8E45LZy

Clips from Beyond the Pale
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL26BC266A3820250B

Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 6 stand up specials on Netflix and 4 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story

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THE SKINNY is streaming exclusively on HULU worldwide. To watch now click here https://hulu.tv/TheSkinny.

Uploaded 26-08-26

I'm always touring with new material. The EVERYTHING IS WONDERFUL Tour is at http://jimgaffigan.com

Fathertime Bourbon is limited run collectable Kentucky bourbon and only available at https://www.Fathertime-Bourbon.com . Each bottle of Fathertime is personally signed by Jim Gaffigan. The parenting quote glasses are available here. https://shop.fathertime-bourbon.com/

Some Fathertime videos
https://youtu.be/hQaYsDfGC0Y
https://youtu.be/9AjQ2dKSQ9U
https://youtube.com/shorts/X3b9bDTfj60?feature=share

DARK PALE is NOW streaming on Prime Video.
https://www.amazon.com/Jim-Gaffigan-Dark-Pale/dp/B0BZM7QVN5

Or come see me LIVE on tour:
https://JimGaffigan.com/tour-dates


Follow Jim Gaffigan
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/JimGaffigan
Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@JimGaffigan
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/JimGaffigan
Twitter: https://twitter.com/JimGaffigan/

BEST of / FUNNIEST Compilations
Animals https://bit.ly/AnimalsCompilation
Fast Food https://bit.ly/FastFoodCompilation
Disney https://youtu.be/w-veCNXX5OQ

Clips from Dark Pale
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLj4Ma7xmMj4vUwwNgGUPFhjlTFebCwkE1

Clips from Comedy Monster
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLj4Ma7xmMj4vHZo8ovVGVDmydytPfhYhp

Clips from Pale Tourist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLj4Ma7xmMj4sBrkJbSeBqFT--qa0KHxcX

Clips from Quality Time
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLj4Ma7xmMj4sAtSkltvF707LHsVTKA7TS

Clips from Noble Ape
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLj4Ma7xmMj4sBrkJbSeBqFT--qa0KHxcX

Clips from Cinco
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLj4Ma7xmMj4s_9p0sBUZFGhmApHNx-v3z

Clips from Obsessed
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLj4Ma7xmMj4uI_iCTdRr607zKqzT7e3eY

Clips from Mr. Universe
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLj4Ma7xmMj4t4m9IqN8DpfRIRT85OmuXA

Clips from King Baby
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLj4Ma7xmMj4sXKuYMDTQO80c-S8E45LZy

Clips from Beyond the Pale
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL26BC266A3820250B

Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 6 stand up specials on Netflix and 4 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story

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Uploaded 12-08-20

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Uploaded 01-08-20

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Here is a compilation filled with my best Korean jokes. I loved my time traveling there and these are some of my funniest stories!

Uploaded 29-09-20

PALE TOURIST is NOW streaming on Amazon.

:00 - I'm Korean
1:12 - North Korea
2:28 - Bring Me A Fork
3:16 - Korean Snacking
3:52 - Kimchi
4:08 - Korean BBQ
4:46 - Beans For Dessert

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BEST of / FUNNIEST COMPILATION
Animals https://bit.ly/AnimalsCompilation
Fast Food https://bit.ly/FastFoodCompilation
Jesus https://bit.ly/JesusComp
Clothing http://bit.ly/JGClothingCompilation
Donuts https://bit.ly/JGDonuts
Stores http://bit.ly/JGStores
Catholic http://bit.ly/JGCatholic
Drinking https://youtu.be/KiP1RYhZRHM
Disney https://youtu.be/w-veCNXX5OQ
Japan https://youtu.be/LGVLWHMlXOI
Fish https://youtu.be/2nrMAiWmxQQ
Korean https://youtu.be/cBujo-QxHcM
Nordic https://youtu.be/qjqGV_JrY8Q
Dogs https://youtu.be/FJjvaWzjlBI
History https://youtu.be/xENT1mW2KTM
Eating https://youtu.be/sT7r7N-Nny8
Hygiene https://youtu.be/y1RAyZjBDDs
Reading https://youtu.be/ouwagdy1p4Y

HEALTHY and HAPPY Gardening
INTRO https://bit.ly/HappyandHealthy1
CORN https://bit.ly/HappyandHealthyCorn

THE PALE TOURIST
Asian American (Full Set) https://bit.ly/JGAsianAmerican
Florida Man (Full Set) https://bit.ly/JGFloridaMan
Ontario vs Quebec https://bit.ly/JGOntario
Superstitions https://bit.ly/JGSuperstition
Canadian Map https://bit.ly/JGCanadaMap
Tapas https://bit.ly/JGTapas
Moose https://bit.ly/JGMoose
Tourists https://bit.ly/JGTourist
Halifax Donair https://bit.ly/JGDonair
Rodeo https://bit.ly/JGRodeo
Drake Story https://bit.ly/JGDrake

QUALITY TIME
Marathons https://bit.ly/JGMarathons
Horses https://bit.ly/JGHorses
Appendix https://bit.ly/JGAppendix
Museums https://bit.ly/JGMuseum
Lying https://bit.ly/JGLying
Cold Weather https://bit.ly/JGColdWeather

NOBLE APE
My Wife's Brain Tumor https://bit.ly/JGBrainTumor
Massages https://bit.ly/JGMassage
Pope https://bit.ly/JGPope
My Least Favorite Doctor https://bit.ly/JGWorstDoctor
UK vs US https://bit.ly/JGUSAvCanada

CINCO
Morning Person https://bit.ly/JGMorning
Steak is Manly https://bit.ly/JGSteak
Hiking https://bit.ly/JGHiking
Idiot Abroad https://bit.ly/JGIdiotAbroad
Easier to be a Guy https://bit.ly/JGBeaGuy
Big Family https://bit.ly/JGBigFamily

OBSESSED
Weddings https://bit.ly/JGWeddingsyay
Victoria's Secret https://bit.ly/JGSecret
Can't Stop Eating https://bit.ly/JGstopeating

MR. UNIVERSE
Vitamins https://bit.ly/JGVitamins
Whales https://bit.ly/JGWhales
Fitness Goals https://bit.ly/JGFitnessGoals
Home Birth https://bit.ly/JGHomebirth
Big Family https://bit.ly/3a6HW0L
Disney https://bit.ly/JGDisney

KING BABY
Camping https://bit.ly/JGCamping
Bacon https://bit.ly/JGBacon

BEYOND THE PALE
Hot Pockets https://bit.ly/JGHotPocket
Doing Nothing https://bit.ly/JGDoingNothing
Out To Dinner https://bit.ly/JGOutToDinner
Cake https://bit.ly/JGCakes
Vegetarian https://bit.ly/JGVegetarian

SUPER OLD
Manatee https://bit.ly/JGManatee
Glasses https://bit.ly/JGGLasses

MERCH Proceeds donated to ThelmagineSociety.org https://tinyurl.com/y5fwmpb2

LETS GET COOKIN' World’s Favorite Quarantine Cooking Show
Toast https://bit.ly/JGToast
Burger https://bit.ly/JGBurger
Pork https://bit.ly/JGPork
Hotdog and Eggs https://bit.ly/JGHotDogs
Pizza https://bit.ly/JGPizzaLGC
Hot Dog Fest https://bit.ly/JGHotDogFest
Meatball Parm https://bit.ly/JGMeatball
Peas and Corn https://bit.ly/JGPeasandCorn
Mikey Takes Over https://bit.ly/JGMikey
Oatmeal Soup https://bit.ly/JGOatmeal
Garbage Plate https://bit.ly/JGGarbagePlates
Chicken Fillet https://bit.ly/JGChickenFilet
KC BBQ https://bit.ly/JGKansasCBBQ
Bacon Wrapped Steaks https://bit.ly/JGBaconWrapped

THE MIKE and PAT SHOW: (next Pewdiepie or Roblox addicts challenge)
Daddy Dog https://bit.ly/JGDaddyDog
Hot Pocket https://bit.ly/JGMPHotPocket
Spaghettios https://bit.ly/JGSPaghettios
Liverwurst https://bi

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THE SKINNY is streaming exclusively on HULU worldwide. To watch now click here https://hulu.tv/TheSkinny.

Uploaded 29-05-26

I'm always touring with new material. The EVERYTHING IS WONDERFUL Tour is at http://jimgaffigan.com

Fathertime Bourbon is limited run collectable Kentucky bourbon and only available at https://www.Fathertime-Bourbon.com . Each bottle of Fathertime is personally signed by Jim Gaffigan. The parenting quote glasses are available here. https://shop.fathertime-bourbon.com/

Some Fathertime videos
https://youtu.be/hQaYsDfGC0Y
https://youtu.be/9AjQ2dKSQ9U
https://youtube.com/shorts/X3b9bDTfj60?feature=share

DARK PALE is NOW streaming on Prime Video.
https://www.amazon.com/Jim-Gaffigan-Dark-Pale/dp/B0BZM7QVN5

Or come see me LIVE on tour:
https://JimGaffigan.com/tour-dates


Follow Jim Gaffigan
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/JimGaffigan
Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@JimGaffigan
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/JimGaffigan
Twitter: https://twitter.com/JimGaffigan/

BEST of / FUNNIEST Compilations
Animals https://bit.ly/AnimalsCompilation
Fast Food https://bit.ly/FastFoodCompilation
Disney https://youtu.be/w-veCNXX5OQ

Clips from Dark Pale
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLj4Ma7xmMj4vUwwNgGUPFhjlTFebCwkE1

Clips from Comedy Monster
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLj4Ma7xmMj4vHZo8ovVGVDmydytPfhYhp

Clips from Pale Tourist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLj4Ma7xmMj4sBrkJbSeBqFT--qa0KHxcX

Clips from Quality Time
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLj4Ma7xmMj4sAtSkltvF707LHsVTKA7TS

Clips from Noble Ape
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLj4Ma7xmMj4sBrkJbSeBqFT--qa0KHxcX

Clips from Cinco
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLj4Ma7xmMj4s_9p0sBUZFGhmApHNx-v3z

Clips from Obsessed
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLj4Ma7xmMj4uI_iCTdRr607zKqzT7e3eY

Clips from Mr. Universe
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLj4Ma7xmMj4t4m9IqN8DpfRIRT85OmuXA

Clips from King Baby
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLj4Ma7xmMj4sXKuYMDTQO80c-S8E45LZy

Clips from Beyond the Pale
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL26BC266A3820250B

Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 6 stand up specials on Netflix and 4 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story

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Here is a quick standup bit I did on Late Night with David Letterman. I want to be a movie director and here is why! PALE TOURIST is NOW streaming on Amazon.

Uploaded 15-09-20

BEST of / FUNNIEST COMPILATION
Animals https://bit.ly/AnimalsCompilation
Fast Food https://bit.ly/FastFoodCompilation
Jesus https://bit.ly/JesusComp
Clothing http://bit.ly/JGClothingCompilation
Donuts https://bit.ly/JGDonuts
Stores http://bit.ly/JGStores
Catholic http://bit.ly/JGCatholic
Drinking https://youtu.be/KiP1RYhZRHM
Disney https://youtu.be/w-veCNXX5OQ
Japan https://youtu.be/LGVLWHMlXOI
Fish https://youtu.be/2nrMAiWmxQQ

HEALTHY and HAPPY Gardening
INTRO https://bit.ly/HappyandHealthy1
CORN https://bit.ly/HappyandHealthyCorn

THE PALE TOURIST
Asian American (Full Set) https://bit.ly/JGAsianAmerican
Florida Man (Full Set) https://bit.ly/JGFloridaMan
Ontario vs Quebec https://bit.ly/JGOntario
Superstitions https://bit.ly/JGSuperstition
Canadian Map https://bit.ly/JGCanadaMap
Tapas https://bit.ly/JGTapas
Moose https://bit.ly/JGMoose
Tourists https://bit.ly/JGTourist
Halifax Donair https://bit.ly/JGDonair

QUALITY TIME
Marathons https://bit.ly/JGMarathons
Horses https://bit.ly/JGHorses
Appendix https://bit.ly/JGAppendix
Museums https://bit.ly/JGMuseum
Lying https://bit.ly/JGLying

NOBLE APE
My Wife's Brain Tumor https://bit.ly/JGBrainTumor
Massages https://bit.ly/JGMassage
Pope https://bit.ly/JGPope
My Least Favorite Doctor https://bit.ly/JGWorstDoctor
UK vs US https://bit.ly/JGUSAvCanada

CINCO
Morning Person https://bit.ly/JGMorning
Steak is Manly https://bit.ly/JGSteak
Hiking https://bit.ly/JGHiking
Idiot Abroad https://bit.ly/JGIdiotAbroad
Easier to be a Guy https://bit.ly/JGBeaGuy
Big Family https://bit.ly/JGBigFamily

OBSESSED
Weddings https://bit.ly/JGWeddingsyay
Victoria's Secret https://bit.ly/JGSecret
Seafood https://bit.ly/JGSeafood
Bath vs Shower https://bit.ly/JGBathvShower
Can't Stop Eating https://bit.ly/JGstopeating

MR. UNIVERSE
Vitamins https://bit.ly/JGVitamins
Whales https://bit.ly/JGWhales
Fitness Goals https://bit.ly/JGFitnessGoals
Home Birth https://bit.ly/JGHomebirth
Big Family https://bit.ly/3a6HW0L
Disney https://bit.ly/JGDisney

KING BABY
Camping https://bit.ly/JGCamping
Bacon https://bit.ly/JGBacon
Waffle House https://bit.ly/JGWaffleHouse

BEYOND THE PALE
Hot Pockets https://bit.ly/JGHotPocket
I'm Korean https://bit.ly/JGKorean
Doing Nothing https://bit.ly/JGDoingNothing
Out To Dinner https://bit.ly/JGOutToDinner
Cake https://bit.ly/JGCakes
Vegetarian https://bit.ly/JGVegetarian

SUPER OLD
Manatee https://bit.ly/JGManatee
Glasses https://bit.ly/JGGLasses

MERCH Proceeds donated to ThelmagineSociety.org https://tinyurl.com/y5fwmpb2

LETS GET COOKIN' World’s Favorite Quarantine Cooking Show
Toast https://bit.ly/JGToast
Burger https://bit.ly/JGBurger
Pork https://bit.ly/JGPork
Hotdog and Eggs https://bit.ly/JGHotDogs
Pizza https://bit.ly/JGPizzaLGC
Pasta https://bit.ly/JGPasta
Hot Dog Fest https://bit.ly/JGHotDogFest
Meatball Parm https://bit.ly/JGMeatball
Peas and Corn https://bit.ly/JGPeasandCorn
Mikey Takes Over https://bit.ly/JGMikey
Oatmeal Soup https://bit.ly/JGOatmeal
Garbage Plate https://bit.ly/JGGarbagePlates
Chicken Fillet https://bit.ly/JGChickenFilet
KC BBQ https://bit.ly/JGKansasCBBQ
Bacon Wrapped Steaks https://bit.ly/JGBaconWrapped

THE MIKE and PAT SHOW: (next Pewdiepie or Roblox addicts challenge)
Daddy Dog https://bit.ly/JGDaddyDog
Hot Pocket https://bit.ly/JGMPHotPocket
Spaghettios https://bit.ly/JGSPaghettios
Liverwurst https://bit.ly/JGLiverwust
Twinkies https://bit.ly/JGTwinkies
Fluff https://bit.ly/JGFluff
Vegemite https://bit.ly/JGVegimite
Garden Veggies https://youtu.be/8MG690faVUc

My Kids React my 1st Stand Up TV Spot https://youtu.be/GZF2H_QbFtg
My Kids React my 1st 1/2 hr Special https://youtu.be/BrkuzMkU9J8

DINNER WITH THE GAFFIGANS nightly 6pm E. Watch past episodes click JOIN and

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Here are all my best and funniest exercise jokes from all my standup! I hope you enjoy, let me know below what your favorite one is!

Uploaded 19-09-20

:00 - Hard to Find Time
:26 - Work Out Clothes
:38 - Health Club Membership
1:01 - Personal trainers
2:24 - Work out Plans
3:01 - Motivation
4:15 - Exercise Equipment
8:25 - Myself
10:10 - Body Builders
13:24 - Swimming
14:19 - Hiking
17:12 - YMCA
19:06 - Hit On At Gym
19:37 - Harder To Motivate
20:14 - Marathon Runners

PALE TOURIST is NOW streaming on Amazon.

BEST of / FUNNIEST COMPILATION
Animals https://bit.ly/AnimalsCompilation
Fast Food https://bit.ly/FastFoodCompilation
Jesus https://bit.ly/JesusComp
Clothing http://bit.ly/JGClothingCompilation
Donuts https://bit.ly/JGDonuts
Stores http://bit.ly/JGStores
Catholic http://bit.ly/JGCatholic
Drinking https://youtu.be/KiP1RYhZRHM
Disney https://youtu.be/w-veCNXX5OQ
Japan https://youtu.be/LGVLWHMlXOI
Fish https://youtu.be/2nrMAiWmxQQ

HEALTHY and HAPPY Gardening
INTRO https://bit.ly/HappyandHealthy1
CORN https://bit.ly/HappyandHealthyCorn

THE PALE TOURIST
Asian American (Full Set) https://bit.ly/JGAsianAmerican
Florida Man (Full Set) https://bit.ly/JGFloridaMan
Ontario vs Quebec https://bit.ly/JGOntario
Superstitions https://bit.ly/JGSuperstition
Canadian Map https://bit.ly/JGCanadaMap
Tapas https://bit.ly/JGTapas
Moose https://bit.ly/JGMoose
Tourists https://bit.ly/JGTourist
Halifax Donair https://bit.ly/JGDonair
Rodeo https://bit.ly/JGRodeo
Drake Story https://bit.ly/JGDrake

QUALITY TIME
Marathons https://bit.ly/JGMarathons
Horses https://bit.ly/JGHorses
Appendix https://bit.ly/JGAppendix
Museums https://bit.ly/JGMuseum

NOBLE APE
My Wife's Brain Tumor https://bit.ly/JGBrainTumor
Massages https://bit.ly/JGMassage
Pope https://bit.ly/JGPope
My Least Favorite Doctor https://bit.ly/JGWorstDoctor
UK vs US https://bit.ly/JGUSAvCanada

CINCO
Morning Person https://bit.ly/JGMorning
Steak is Manly https://bit.ly/JGSteak
Hiking https://bit.ly/JGHiking
Idiot Abroad https://bit.ly/JGIdiotAbroad
Easier to be a Guy https://bit.ly/JGBeaGuy
Big Family https://bit.ly/JGBigFamily

OBSESSED
Weddings https://bit.ly/JGWeddingsyay
Victoria's Secret https://bit.ly/JGSecret
Seafood https://bit.ly/JGSeafood
Bath vs Shower https://bit.ly/JGBathvShower
Can't Stop Eating https://bit.ly/JGstopeating

MR. UNIVERSE
Vitamins https://bit.ly/JGVitamins
Whales https://bit.ly/JGWhales
Fitness Goals https://bit.ly/JGFitnessGoals

KING BABY
Camping https://bit.ly/JGCamping
Bacon https://bit.ly/JGBacon
Waffle House https://bit.ly/JGWaffleHouse

BEYOND THE PALE
Hot Pockets https://bit.ly/JGHotPocket
I'm Korean https://bit.ly/JGKorean
Doing Nothing https://bit.ly/JGDoingNothing
Out To Dinner https://bit.ly/JGOutToDinner

SUPER OLD
Manatee https://bit.ly/JGManatee
Glasses https://bit.ly/JGGLasses

MERCH Proceeds donated to ThelmagineSociety.org https://tinyurl.com/y5fwmpb2

LETS GET COOKIN' World’s Favorite Quarantine Cooking Show
Toast https://bit.ly/JGToast
Burger https://bit.ly/JGBurger
Pork https://bit.ly/JGPork
Hotdog and Eggs https://bit.ly/JGHotDogs
Pizza https://bit.ly/JGPizzaLGC
Pasta https://bit.ly/JGPasta
Garbage Plate https://bit.ly/JGGarbagePlates
Chicken Fillet https://bit.ly/JGChickenFilet
KC BBQ https://bit.ly/JGKansasCBBQ
Bacon Wrapped Steaks https://bit.ly/JGBaconWrapped

THE MIKE and PAT SHOW: (next Pewdiepie or Roblox addicts challenge)
Daddy Dog https://bit.ly/JGDaddyDog
Hot Pocket https://bit.ly/JGMPHotPocket
Spaghettios https://bit.ly/JGSPaghettios
Liverwurst https://bit.ly/JGLiverwust
Twinkies https://bit.ly/JGTwinkies
Fluff https://bit.ly/JGFluff
Vegemite https://bit.ly/JGVegimite
Garden Veggies https://youtu.be/8MG690faVUc

My Kids React my 1st Stand Up TV Spot https://youtu.be/GZF2H_QbFtg
My Kids React my 1st 1/2 hr Special https://youtu.be/BrkuzMkU9J8

DINNER WITH THE GAFFIGANS nightly 6pm E. Watch past episodes click JOIN

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Nobody likes Cancer but especially people whos horoscope tells them they are cancer... Wait that was a self burn... PALE TOURIST is NOW streaming on Amazon.

Uploaded 14-09-20

BEST of / FUNNIEST COMPILATION
Animals https://bit.ly/AnimalsCompilation
Fast Food https://bit.ly/FastFoodCompilation
Jesus https://bit.ly/JesusComp
Clothing http://bit.ly/JGClothingCompilation
Donuts https://bit.ly/JGDonuts
Stores http://bit.ly/JGStores
Catholic http://bit.ly/JGCatholic
Drinking https://youtu.be/KiP1RYhZRHM
Disney https://youtu.be/w-veCNXX5OQ
Japan https://youtu.be/LGVLWHMlXOI
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:58 - Pig Roast
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