Jim Gaffigan Comedy

Here are the funniest Holiday jokes from my standup career! Featuring Christmas, Easter, Halloween, Valentine's Day, and more! PALE TOURIST is NOW streaming on Amazon.

Uploaded 01-10-20

:00 - Christmas Tree
1:15 - Easter
1:41 - Overeating
2:23 - Halloween
3:35 - Valentines Day
5:13 - Gift Giving
5:45 - Robe
7:15 - Fruit Cake
7:52 - Thanksgiving
8:31 - Santas Belt
9:32 - New years Resolution
10:32 - In-Laws
11:31 - A Disney Christmas
13:49 - Birthday Jesus
16:31 - Thanksgiving
19:08 - Valentines Day

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NOBLE APE
My Wife's Brain Tumor https://bit.ly/JGBrainTumor
Massages https://bit.ly/JGMassage
Pope https://bit.ly/JGPope
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KING BABY
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BEYOND THE PALE
Hot Pockets https://bit.ly/JGHotPocket
I'm Korean https://bit.ly/JGKorean
Doing Nothing https://bit.ly/JGDoingNothing
Out To Dinner https://bit.ly/JGOutToDinner
Cake https://bit.ly/JGCakes
Vegetarian https://bit.ly/JGVegetarian

SUPER OLD
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Pasta https://bit.ly/JGPasta
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Mikey Takes Over https://bit.ly/JGMikey
Oatmeal Soup https://bit.ly/JGOatmeal
Garbage Plate https://bit.ly/JGGarbagePlates
Chicken Fillet https://bit.ly/JGChickenFilet
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Twinkies https://bit.ly/JGTwinkies
Fluff https://bit.ly/JGFluff
Vegemite https://bit.ly/JGVegimite
Garden Veggies https://youtu.be/8MG690faVUc

My Kids React my 1st Stand Up TV Spot https://youtu.be/GZF2H_QbFtg
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Uploaded 25-02-25

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Here are my best and funniest Nordic Jokes! I love traveling internationally, herea re some of my stories.

Uploaded 28-09-20

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:00 - Swedish Father
:18 - Iceland Fish Juice
:58 - Looking Swedish
1:49 - Finland Sauna
3:34 - Cross Country Skiing
4:22 - Snow Shoeing
4:54 - The Vikings
5:30 - Swedish Vasa Museum
6:10 - Norway Reindeer

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HEALTHY and HAPPY Gardening
INTRO https://bit.ly/HappyandHealthy1
CORN https://bit.ly/HappyandHealthyCorn

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Asian American (Full Set) https://bit.ly/JGAsianAmerican
Florida Man (Full Set) https://bit.ly/JGFloridaMan
Ontario vs Quebec https://bit.ly/JGOntario
Superstitions https://bit.ly/JGSuperstition
Canadian Map https://bit.ly/JGCanadaMap
Tapas https://bit.ly/JGTapas
Moose https://bit.ly/JGMoose
Tourists https://bit.ly/JGTourist
Halifax Donair https://bit.ly/JGDonair
Rodeo https://bit.ly/JGRodeo
Drake Story https://bit.ly/JGDrake

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Marathons https://bit.ly/JGMarathons
Horses https://bit.ly/JGHorses
Appendix https://bit.ly/JGAppendix
Museums https://bit.ly/JGMuseum
Lying https://bit.ly/JGLying
Cold Weather https://bit.ly/JGColdWeather

NOBLE APE
My Wife's Brain Tumor https://bit.ly/JGBrainTumor
Massages https://bit.ly/JGMassage
Pope https://bit.ly/JGPope
My Least Favorite Doctor https://bit.ly/JGWorstDoctor
UK vs US https://bit.ly/JGUSAvCanada

CINCO
Morning Person https://bit.ly/JGMorning
Steak is Manly https://bit.ly/JGSteak
Hiking https://bit.ly/JGHiking
Idiot Abroad https://bit.ly/JGIdiotAbroad
Easier to be a Guy https://bit.ly/JGBeaGuy
Big Family https://bit.ly/JGBigFamily

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Weddings https://bit.ly/JGWeddingsyay
Victoria's Secret https://bit.ly/JGSecret
Can't Stop Eating https://bit.ly/JGstopeating

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Whales https://bit.ly/JGWhales
Fitness Goals https://bit.ly/JGFitnessGoals
Home Birth https://bit.ly/JGHomebirth
Big Family https://bit.ly/3a6HW0L
Disney https://bit.ly/JGDisney

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Camping https://bit.ly/JGCamping
Bacon https://bit.ly/JGBacon

BEYOND THE PALE
Hot Pockets https://bit.ly/JGHotPocket
Doing Nothing https://bit.ly/JGDoingNothing
Out To Dinner https://bit.ly/JGOutToDinner
Cake https://bit.ly/JGCakes
Vegetarian https://bit.ly/JGVegetarian

SUPER OLD
Manatee https://bit.ly/JGManatee
Glasses https://bit.ly/JGGLasses

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LETS GET COOKIN' World’s Favorite Quarantine Cooking Show
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Pizza https://bit.ly/JGPizzaLGC
Hot Dog Fest https://bit.ly/JGHotDogFest
Meatball Parm https://bit.ly/JGMeatball
Peas and Corn https://bit.ly/JGPeasandCorn
Mikey Takes Over https://bit.ly/JGMikey
Oatmeal Soup https://bit.ly/JGOatmeal
Garbage Plate https://bit.ly/JGGarbagePlates
Chicken Fillet https://bit.ly/JGChickenFilet
KC BBQ https://bit.ly/JGKansasCBBQ
Bacon Wrapped Steaks https://bit.ly/JGBaconWrapped

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Every year my children introduce me at one of my Milwuakee shows. Here is the performance from December 29, 2014 at the Pabst Theater. Thanks to @TomShillue for taking this video.

Uploaded 30-12-14

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THE SKINNY is streaming exclusively on HULU worldwide. To watch now click here https://hulu.tv/TheSkinny.

Uploaded 31-12-25

I'm always touring with new material. The EVERYTHING IS WONDERFUL Tour is at http://jimgaffigan.com

Fathertime Bourbon is limited run collectable Kentucky bourbon and only available at https://www.Fathertime-Bourbon.com . Each bottle of Fathertime is personally signed by Jim Gaffigan. The parenting quote glasses are available here. https://shop.fathertime-bourbon.com/

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DARK PALE is NOW streaming on Prime Video.
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Clips from Beyond the Pale
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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 6 stand up specials on Netflix and 4 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story

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These are the top jokes from my standup special Noble Ape! Do you agree? Let me know below. PALE TOURIST is NOW streaming on Amazon.

Uploaded 09-09-20

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Animals https://bit.ly/AnimalsCompilation
Fast Food https://bit.ly/FastFoodCompilation
Jesus https://bit.ly/JesusComp
Clothing http://bit.ly/JGClothingCompilation
Donuts https://bit.ly/JGDonuts
Stores http://bit.ly/JGStores
Catholic http://bit.ly/JGCatholic
Drinking https://youtu.be/KiP1RYhZRHM
Disney https://youtu.be/w-veCNXX5OQ
Japan https://youtu.be/LGVLWHMlXOI

HEALTHY and HAPPY Gardening
INTRO https://bit.ly/HappyandHealthy1
CORN https://bit.ly/HappyandHealthyCorn

THE PALE TOURIST
Asian American (Full Set) https://bit.ly/JGAsianAmerican
Florida Man (Full Set) https://bit.ly/JGFloridaMan
Ontario vs Quebec https://bit.ly/JGOntario
Superstitions https://bit.ly/JGSuperstition
Canadian Map https://bit.ly/JGCanadaMap
Tapas https://bit.ly/JGTapas
Moose https://bit.ly/JGMoose
Tourists https://bit.ly/JGTourist
Halifax Donair https://bit.ly/JGDonair
Rodeo https://bit.ly/JGRodeo
Drake Story https://bit.ly/JGDrake

QUALITY TIME
Marathons https://bit.ly/JGMarathons
Horses https://bit.ly/JGHorses
Appendix https://bit.ly/JGAppendix
Museums https://bit.ly/JGMuseum
Lying https://bit.ly/JGLying
Dog Birthdays https://bit.ly/JGDogBirthday
Cold Weather https://bit.ly/JGColdWeather

NOBLE APE
My Wife's Brain Tumor https://bit.ly/JGBrainTumor
Massages https://bit.ly/JGMassage
Pope https://bit.ly/JGPope
My Least Favorite Doctor https://bit.ly/JGWorstDoctor
UK vs US https://bit.ly/JGUSAvCanada

CINCO
Morning Person https://bit.ly/JGMorning
Fish are Gross https://bit.ly/JGFishGross
Steak is Manly https://bit.ly/JGSteak
Hiking https://bit.ly/JGHiking
Idiot Abroad https://bit.ly/JGIdiotAbroad
Easier to be a Guy https://bit.ly/JGBeaGuy
Big Family https://bit.ly/JGBigFamily

OBSESSED
Weddings https://bit.ly/JGWeddingsyay
Victoria's Secret https://bit.ly/JGSecret
Seafood https://bit.ly/JGSeafood
Bath vs Shower https://bit.ly/JGBathvShower
Can't Stop Eating https://bit.ly/JGstopeating

MR. UNIVERSE
Vitamins https://bit.ly/JGVitamins
Whales https://bit.ly/JGWhales
Fitness Goals https://bit.ly/JGFitnessGoals
Home Birth https://bit.ly/JGHomebirth

KING BABY
Camping https://bit.ly/JGCamping
Bacon https://bit.ly/JGBacon
Waffle House https://bit.ly/JGWaffleHouse

BEYOND THE PALE
Hot Pockets https://bit.ly/JGHotPocket
I'm Korean https://bit.ly/JGKorean
Doing Nothing https://bit.ly/JGDoingNothing
Out To Dinner https://bit.ly/JGOutToDinner
Cake https://bit.ly/JGCakes
Vegetarian https://bit.ly/JGVegetarian

SUPER OLD
Manatee https://bit.ly/JGManatee
Glasses https://bit.ly/JGGLasses

MERCH Proceeds donated to ThelmagineSociety.org https://tinyurl.com/y5fwmpb2

LETS GET COOKIN' World’s Favorite Quarantine Cooking Show
Toast https://bit.ly/JGToast
Burger https://bit.ly/JGBurger
Pork https://bit.ly/JGPork
Hotdog and Eggs https://bit.ly/JGHotDogs
Pizza https://bit.ly/JGPizzaLGC
Peas and Corn https://bit.ly/JGPeasandCorn
Mikey Takes Over https://bit.ly/JGMikey
Oatmeal Soup https://bit.ly/JGOatmeal
Garbage Plate https://bit.ly/JGGarbagePlates
Chicken Fillet https://bit.ly/JGChickenFilet
KC BBQ https://bit.ly/JGKansasCBBQ
Bacon Wrapped Steaks https://bit.ly/JGBaconWrapped

THE MIKE and PAT SHOW: (next Pewdiepie or Roblox addicts challenge)
Daddy Dog https://bit.ly/JGDaddyDog
Hot Pocket https://bit.ly/JGMPHotPocket
Spaghettios https://bit.ly/JGSPaghettios
Liverwurst https://bit.ly/JGLiverwust
Twinkies https://bit.ly/JGTwinkies
Fluff https://bit.ly/JGFluff
Vegemite https://bit.ly/JGVegimite
Garden Veggies https://youtu.be/8MG690faVUc

My Kids React my 1st Stand Up TV Spot https://youtu.be/GZF2H_QbFtg
My Kids React my 1st 1/2 hr Special https://youtu.be/BrkuzMkU9J8

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Uploaded 20-09-20

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Uploaded 04-08-20

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Introducing Fathertime Bourbon 'The Caboose'. Order at fathertime-bourbon.com

Uploaded 30-04-26

The youngest child in a large family holds a unique position – they’re the recipient of a distinctive focus from both parents and siblings. Just like the last car of the train painted bright red, they stick out. Some of the undeserved attention is positive and some of it is, well, annoying. But a caboose, like a large family, is increasingly rare these days. Both are worth celebrating, ideally with a good bourbon.

Like previous Fathertime releases, The Caboose was created by me and Stu tasting barrels and blending until we found something smooth, balanced, and worth sharing. Each batch is small and carefully selected, and every bottle is personally signed by me – a process that is admittedly a pain in the ass, but ultimately worth it. Much like fatherhood.

THE SKINNY is streaming exclusively on HULU worldwide. To watch now click here https://hulu.tv/TheSkinny.

I'm always touring with new material. The EVERYTHING IS WONDERFUL Tour is at http://jimgaffigan.com

Fathertime Bourbon is limited run collectable Kentucky bourbon and only available at https://www.Fathertime-Bourbon.com . Each bottle of Fathertime is personally signed by Jim Gaffigan. The parenting quote glasses are available here. https://shop.fathertime-bourbon.com/

Some Fathertime videos
https://youtu.be/hQaYsDfGC0Y
https://youtu.be/9AjQ2dKSQ9U
https://youtube.com/shorts/X3b9bDTfj60?feature=share

DARK PALE is NOW streaming on Prime Video.
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BEST of / FUNNIEST Compilations
Animals https://bit.ly/AnimalsCompilation
Fast Food https://bit.ly/FastFoodCompilation
Disney https://youtu.be/w-veCNXX5OQ

Clips from Dark Pale
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Clips from Comedy Monster
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLj4Ma7xmMj4vHZo8ovVGVDmydytPfhYhp

Clips from Pale Tourist
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Clips from Cinco
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Clips from Mr. Universe
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Clips from King Baby
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Clips from Beyond the Pale
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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 6 stand up specials on Netflix and 4 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story

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