J + J insist that our listeners remember to build some restorative time into vacation time.

[Editor's note: The things that hang over roads, which Jack calls "drag hangars", to warn trucks about low clearance ahead are typically called "low clearance warning signs" or "overheight warning systems". ]

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J + J welcome BB back to the garage studio for her first official recording. They discuss the dogs, brakes, uni, and the irresistable diet coke fountain drink. It was fun.

[Editor's note: Dutch Boy paint is sold with Arm & Hammer to prevent stanky walls. ]

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J + J haven't been ok. and that's ok. They cry at Counting Crows concerts. They invest far too much time playing the license plate game. no regerts. Especially not of keeping score whilst within the silent treatment.

[Editor's note: I was sitting on this episode for a while. Sorry. Kinda. And Bumblebee is a Chevrolet Camaro ]

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Jillian impressed Jack on their first road trip of the year. Jack appalled Jillian at the neurologist. They messed up telling the neurologist joke so the penguin question escalated again. They attended their first lawnie pass concert of the year and just go on to the next thing.

[Editor's note: Paula Abdul did not perform. Jack was sad.]

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More of Jack's murky back story is revealed. Believe it or not he was said to have thunder thighs. He's also thoroughly guilty of car dancing to "Womanizer".

[Editor's note: Jillian misspoke with a "context" instead of "content". She noticed. Jack didn't care. Then there's the editor. I should get a different job.]

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Jack pines for garage sale season whilst poohpoohing Jillian's quest for a decorative washing bowl. But at least he takes selfies for her. Stay tuned to find out if they fix their ceiling!

[Editor's note: The word Jack was looking for was "candid". "ala carte" is clearly wrong. ]

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J + J bring "LB" into the garage studio for their first guest of season 2. Long hoping the serenity prayer on the wall would sink in, they find instead some other kernels of wisdom from their eldest. Recorded on the eve of a national total solar eclipse, we're happy to say LB and Jillian were not raptured.

[Editor's note: More information on the Texas-based Ox Ranch can be found at https://www.drivetanks.com/ ]

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Jillian shares her lament that she wont have to check Jack's pulse anymore...she can just listen. Either Jillian drove this episode off the rails, or Jack is on fire. You decide.

[Editor's note: The "two flights of stairs" requirement was for the cardiologist to "allow" "sexual activity" to "resume". Sorry.

Not Sorry.

And for future reference, Jack has dared Live Nation to be at full staff at the first concert in May. Editor will keep you posted.]

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Jack may have 4 todo lists, but Jillian really gave him angst with the daily one. The list includes their vintage rain oil lamp, which begged a few questions; Can you scrub away the haunted? Does goo gone work on ghosts? and Who reads the warning labels?

[Editor's note: Please ensure you have the correct context when you're listening to the part about Jillian needing a good stripper. ]

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