J+J: The Garage

J+J: The Garage

By John and JenniferHealth & FitnessMental Health
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J+J: The Garage episodes

  • Tik Tok Don't Stop

    Jillian shares her lament that she wont have to check Jack's pulse anymore...she can just listen. Either Jillian drove this episode off the rails, or Jack is on fire. You decide.

    [Editor's note: The "two flights of stairs" requirement was for the cardiologist to "allow" "sexual activity" to "resume". Sorry.

    Not Sorry.

    And for future reference, Jack has dared Live Nation to be at full staff at the first concert in May. Editor will keep you posted.]

    #tikTokDontStop #jjTheGarage #tikTokWatches #tinnitus #cochlearImplants #lottoDreams #foggyMirrorCheck #boobLift #2Weeks #moneyPit #cheaperThanSolarcane #comfortLevelNaked #chrisFarleyRoads #nkotb #ginBlossoms #mentalHealthMatters #outtakesFromTheGarage

    34 min
  • Power cleaning activated
    Jack had some trouble in this one. He gives his mom a righteous shout out for a birthday time warp and proceeds to extend his anecdotes to embarrassing areas. Sorry. Not Sorry? Maybe next winter, he can find Jillian some snow.
    #powerCleaningActivated #jjTheGarage #weightedBlanket #windowUnit #spam #ickyPaperStraw #luxembourg #pneumothorax #tacomaFD #mentalHealthMatters #outtakesFromTheGarage
    33 min
  • Do the todo list

    Jack may have 4 todo lists, but Jillian really gave him angst with the daily one. The list includes their vintage rain oil lamp, which begged a few questions; Can you scrub away the haunted? Does goo gone work on ghosts? and Who reads the warning labels?

    [Editor's note: Please ensure you have the correct context when you're listening to the part about Jillian needing a good stripper. ]

    #doTheTodoList #jjTheGarage #britneyWorkBitch #theInternship #sousVide #dontTarotontheAirplane #witchKit #booksForChristmas #bigBrownDog #selfAwareDork #mentalHealthMatters #outtakesFromTheGarage

    29 min
  • First passport destinations

    J + J open season two by discussing their first passport destinations. They encourage that you turn those passport dreams into memories, for surely, wherever you go, there will be Smashmouth.

    [Editor's note: Since age and time itself can be relative, yes, your parents were old when they were in their 40s. ]

    #firstPassportDestinations #jjTheGarage #pieceOfShip #wheresTheParm #sanPellegrino #Stanley #gpsMyself #ginBlossoms #isMyCarAntiqueYet #ginBlossoms #mentalHealthMatters #outtakesFromTheGarage

    35 min
  • J+J Open their hearts

    Jack & Jillian preview season two with some news and introductions to this year's travel itinerary and restrictions.

    #openTheirHearts #jjThewGarage #atlasObscura #momBladder #hoka #bodyPillows #swiftiesRepresent #theGoodRochester #whoSmellsaDeadBody #thirtyMinuteTrailerWhyNot #mentalHealthMatters #outtakesFromTheGarage

    38 min
  • Happy Christmas, everybody!
    J + J + J want to wish our listeners the happiest of Christmases. Jo returns as a special guest star! In this bonus episode, witness the transformation of Jillian from grinchy to not-quite-as-grinchy! The Js discuss other Grinch thematics and even find something it has in common with Krampus. Princess Leia, (bulldog or pig?) fills out the cast in this hilarious episode.
    [Editor's note: There is in fact film in National Lampoon Christmas Vacation(1989) of Chevy Chase's character stapling stringed Christmas lights to the roof of the house. Jack is wrong. ]
    #bonusEpisode #happyChristmasEverybody #guessWhosBack # donnerMicrophones #wtfParrot #whereAreYouChristmas #blackFriday #pinterest #patchwork #warmChristmas #darkSide #christmasVacation #it #tooColdForNudity #redSentra #bakedWithLove #momsRecipe #lazyBaker #paperChains #heartHappy #rainOilLamp #dndDice #kesha #nkotb #dontShareABlanket #christmasBreakfast #aleynaCouture #funnyGrinchQuotes #swacket #onTheLine #mentalHealthMatters #outtakesFromTheGarage
    Audio provided via YouTube from the movie How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000). Jack & Jillian give all credit for this audio to the brilliant minds at Universal, the vision of Ron Howard and the sensational comedic prowess of Jim Carrey.
    1 hr 18 min
  • Season One Finale

    J + J close out season one welcoming 2 of their most loyal listeners and friends Debbie and Mike to the garage. They all discuss topics around aging and dealing with the loss of a father. Debbie, whom introduced Jillian's parents, felt the loss of Jillian's father Bill. Mike, whom lost his own father and subsequently became the charismatic 24 year old he is today. Overall, it wasn't a complete trainwreck!

    All of us at the channel wish y'all a very happy thanksgiving!

    [Editor's note: The editor will neither confirm nor deny that Mike is 24, nor whether Jack and Jillian went to Black's Beach.]

    #episode25 #seasonOneFinale #5000DollarScarf #queenReveal #queenWithAdamLambert #adamSandler #mooseKnuckle #risotto #heartHappy #klutzyJillian #sappyJack #spam #spamHusband #frunchRoom #aceHardware #pythonPy #weirdGoogling #nudity@ThisAirBnB #vanillaJillianCallback #mentalHealthMatters #outtakesFromTheGarage #bonusContentTeaser

    52 min
  • Keep your heart healthy

    J + J wrap their last episode of season one as a duo with many conversations around heart happiness. They encourage their listeners to try and connect with their inner empath and pay a little heart happiness foward.

    [Editor's note: Credit to Jillian on the last outtake. In all 24 episodes, she's not taken a bike to the face despite one being 4 inches from her face - hanging from the ceiling of the garage - at all times. ]

    Stay tuned for J+J's season 1 finale dropping on 11/21/23 with two of our best friends in the world!

    #episode24 #keepYourHeartHealthy #happyHeart #sadHeart #heartHappiness #empath #swampButtHot #surpriseGifts #menards #target #blackFridayPlans #bulldogV.Tortoise #newfiepalooza #mentalHealthMatters #outtakesFromTheGarage

    28 min
  • Music in your heart

    J+J center a lot of this episode on hot sweaty concerts. Common threads and callbacks include Vanilla Ice, Kesha and New Kids on the Block.

    [Editor's note: The famous concrete mixer referred to in the Saint Louis area is "Ted Drewes Frozen Custard".]

    #episode23 #musicInYourHeart #vanillaIceOrBust #nkotbPromotions #ke$ha #keytar #cultureClub #totalRecall #sweatyGoodbyes #tenaciousD #cherryBlack #soundOfSilence #whiteysIceCream #tedDrewes #swampButtHot #charlieBerens #patTomasulo #justinTimberlake#mentalHealthMatters #outtakesFromTheGarage

    27 min
  • Be better than last year

    In this episode, celebrate Halloweens past and present. They get lost a couple times on the journey but reflect on their credo "be better than last year"

    [Editor's note: "Griswoldian." "...make krampus hornier." I quit. ]

    #episode22 #beBetterThanLastYear #wickedWitchCackle #nola #closetWalmartShoppers #diyVibe #ghostTrend #schoolSpirits #fallOfTheHouseOfUsher #mentalHealthMatters #outtakesFromTheGarage

    27 min

About J+J: The Garage

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A married couple sharing their experiences of suburban Chicago and their domestic travels. John and Jennifer are gen xers with adult zoomer children whom find humour in life on a daily basis. They…