Joe and Kevin Join the CIA

Thhhhhhheyyyyyy're baaaaaaaack!  Just in time for the New Year, Joe and Kevin return from an extended training break to infiltrate your lives once again!  Listen & be merry & live well in 2013.  And tell Mama you're not her goddamn errand boy; she can knock out her own suckas. Please subscribe on this blog, subscribe to Joe and Kevin Join the CIA in the podcast section of iTunes, & "Like" the podcast on Facebook at www.facebook.com/JoeAndKevinJoinTheCIA!  LL will be disappointed if you don't.

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Joe's a little laid up, and Kevin's fresh out of jail, but that doesn't stop the boys from getting into one helluva Craigslist story, ending in a cliffhanger. Come back for Episode 021! Please subscribe to the Joe and Kevin Join the CIA podcast on this blog (you can click a button or enter your email in the box on the right side of this page). And/or on iTunes (please leave a rating/comment). And/or "Like" the podcast on Facebook at www.facebook.com/JoeAndKevinJoinTheCIA. You can email Joe and Kevin at [email protected]. Thank you, and please spread the word!

The boys' brains are addled from all the training, but that doesn't stop them from engaging in a white-guy-voice rap serenade, debating the actions of a seeming Good Samaritan, discussing whether the government should ban soda, and getting personal about mental illness and dog feces. Please subscribe to the Joe and Kevin Join the CIA podcast on this blog (you can click a button or enter your email in the box on the right side of this page). And/or on iTunes (please leave a rating/comment). And/or "Like" the podcast on Facebook at www.facebook.com/JoeAndKevinJoinTheCIA. You can follow Joe on twitter (@paythemoneynow) and you can email Joe and Kevin at [email protected]. Thank you, and please spread the word!

Kevin comes clean about how irritated he gets on public transportation, while Joe keeps it simple with a scheme to combine the states, and a game that leaves Kevin guessing about the leaders of the free world.  And, no, the CIA hasn't kicked them out yet.  Please subscribe to the Joe and Kevin Join the CIA podcast on this blog (you can click a button or enter your email in the box on the right side of this page). And/or on iTunes (please leave a rating/comment). And/or "Like" the podcast on Facebook at www.facebook.com/JoeAndKevinJoinTheCIA. You can follow Joe on twitter (@paythemoneynow) and you can email Joe and Kevin at [email protected]. Thank you, and please spread the word!

If you're into woodland fantasy death metal, Episode 017's for you!  The boys get into the selfishness of pedestrians crossing the street, the CIA vs. the FBI, the different methods for cleaning excrement, and they give a nod to their friend's wedding.  Dwarves in the forest with pickaxes, indeed! Please subscribe to the Joe and Kevin Join the CIA podcast on this blog (you can click a button or enter your email in the box on the right side of this page). And/or on iTunes (please leave a rating/comment). And/or "Like" the podcast on Facebook at www.facebook.com/JoeAndKevinJoinTheCIA. You can follow Joe on twitter (@paythemoneynow) and you can email Joe and Kevin at [email protected]. Thank you, and please spread the word!

Joe wants to discuss important social issues, but Kevin can't refrain from sharing a dark, dark episode from his past.  Not for the fainthearted, and, uh, training's fine. Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-priority:99; mso-style-qformat:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; mso-para-margin-top:0in; mso-para-margin-right:0in; mso-para-margin-bottom:10.0pt; mso-para-margin-left:0in; line-height:115%; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family:Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi;} Please subscribe to the Joe and Kevin Join the CIA podcast on this blog (enter your email on the right side of the page), on iTunes (and leave a rating/comment), and "Like" the podcast on Facebook at www.facebook.com/JoeAndKevinJoinTheCIA. You can follow Joe on twitter (@paythemoneynow), and you can email Joe and Kevin at [email protected]. Thank you!

Is ex-Kentucky basketball star Nazr Mohammed a Nazi?  As part of their continuing CIA training, Joe and Kevin investigate, in addition to discussing nerds at 30, the surfeit of timeouts in the NBA, the most overrated coach and player positions in sports, and Joe's surreal and terrible parking ticket experience. This podcast episode is dedicated to the most darling dog ever, Maggie.  Wherever she is now, she's chasing the hell out of a tennis ball, and loving every second of it. Please subscribe to the Joe and Kevin Join the CIA podcast on this blog (enter your email on the right side of the page), on iTunes (and leave a rating/comment), and "Like" the podcast on Facebook at www.facebook.com/JoeAndKevinJoinTheCIA. You can follow Joe on twitter (@paythemoneynow), and you can email Joe and Kevin at [email protected]. Thank you!

Joe and Kevin tell the tale of almost breaking up!  It involves a transsexual named Javier, a jail holding cell, TMZ, Miami Hurricanes football, and Joe getting Kevin to come out of his shell regarding his patronage of those who work in the oldest profession on Earth.  Take a listen, and next time there might be Church's Chicken! Please subscribe to the Joe and Kevin Join the CIA podcast on this blog (enter your email on the right side of the page), on iTunes (and leave a rating/comment), and "Like" the podcast on Facebook at www.facebook.com/JoeAndKevinJoinTheCIA. You can follow Joe on twitter (@paythemoneynow), and you can email Joe and Kevin at [email protected]. Thank you!

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