Joe and Kevin Join the CIA

The boys are on administrative suspension from their CIA training program while an investigation into Kevin's escape from Kansas is conducted. In Episode 012, they delve into that trip, as well as talk about signs at liquor stores, Kevin's lost music, and meeting Barack Obama. The number of hippo deaths in this episode is classified.  Please subscribe on this page (on the right), subscribe on iTunes (and leave a comment/rating), and "Like" us on Facebook (www.facebook.com/JoeAndKevinJoinTheCIA).  Check out Joe's twitter (@paythemoneynow). Contact us at [email protected]. Thanks!

The boys discuss the inanity of most advice, before things take a turn for the profound as Joe and Kevin seek to bridge the racial divide through serious questions and fried chicken locations.  Kevin's epic trip to Kansas is teased - perhaps you'll learn more about that in Episode 012.  Oh, and, they're still in the CIA. Please subscribe on this page (on the right), subscribe on iTunes (and leave a comment/rating), and "Like" us on Facebook (www.facebook.com/JoeAndKevinJoinTheCIA).  Check out Joe's twitter (@paythemoneynow). Contact us at [email protected]. Thanks!

Joe and Kevin ask your forgiveness for not delivering on a promised event from the preceding episode, and delve into the Trayvon Martin killing, debate the toughest athletes, and discuss the douchebaggery of bumper stickers.  Oh, and the CIA training's going okay. Please subscribe on this page (on the right), subscribe on iTunes (and leave a comment/rating), and "Like" us on Facebook (www.facebook.com/JoeAndKevinJoinTheCIA).  Check out Joe's twitter @paythemoneynow. Contact us at [email protected]. Thanks!

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The boys ignore their training experiences while they chat about the weather, discuss the worst city in the USA, rant about their pet peeves, and bat around the vaccine/autism issue.  There might be tears. Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-priority:99; mso-style-qformat:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; mso-para-margin-top:0in; mso-para-margin-right:0in; mso-para-margin-bottom:10.0pt; mso-para-margin-left:0in; line-height:115%; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family:Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi;} Please subscribe on this page (on the right), subscribe on iTunes (and leave a comment/rating), and "Like" us on Facebook (www.facebook.com/JoeAndKevinJoinTheCIA).  Check out Joe's twitter (@paythemoneynow). Contact us at [email protected]. Thanks!

Training continues, but that's less important, as Kevin does his first spectacular intro, the fellas discuss current politics - endangering their places in the Company - debate the king of all racist epithets, and finally determine the worst road trip radio music. (I know, I know, with that picture, I should have have labeled this post NSFW, in that you probably just vomited all over your work computer.  Sorry.  Send Kevin the bill.) Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-priority:99; mso-style-qformat:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; mso-para-margin-top:0in; mso-para-margin-right:0in; mso-para-margin-bottom:10.0pt; mso-para-margin-left:0in; line-height:115%; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family:Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi;} Please subscribe on this page (on the right), subscribe on iTunes (and leave a comment/rating), and "Like" us on Facebook (www.facebook.com/JoeAndKevinJoinTheCIA).  Check out Joe's twitter (@paythemoneynow). Contact us at [email protected]. Thanks!

Joe and Kevin enter the dreaded "Surveillance" training week, and they keep sane by consulting Yahoo Answers about Koalas, tell stories about strange meat, sing, and one of them makes a joke that will send him to hell. Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-priority:99; mso-style-qformat:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; mso-para-margin-top:0in; mso-para-margin-right:0in; mso-para-margin-bottom:10.0pt; mso-para-margin-left:0in; line-height:115%; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family:Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi;} Please subscribe on this page (on the right), subscribe on iTunes (and leave a comment/rating), and "Like" us on Facebook (www.facebook.com/JoeAndKevinJoinTheCIA).  Check out Joe's twitter (@paythemoneynow). Contact us at [email protected]. Thanks!

Joe and Kevin get serious as they discuss the U.S. soldier who allegedly killed Afghan civilians.  They also battle the rain, reveal their bodyguard, and let Yahoo Answers explain whether they can own a panda. Please subscribe on this page (on the right), subscribe on iTunes (and leave a comment/rating), and "Like" us on Facebook (www.facebook.com/JoeAndKevinJoinTheCIA).  Check out Joe's twitter (@paythemoneynow). Contact us at [email protected]. Thanks!

Joe and Kevin partake of some much-deserved R&R.  They sip scotch, lament Whitney's loss, role-play, and Kevin admits to his vices. And there's a game! Joe is @paythemoneynow on twitter. Joe and Kevin Join the CIA is on Facebook!  Please like us. You can contact us at [email protected]. Thanks!