Joe Watches 60 Christmas Movies in 60 Days

Joe watches the actual motion picture Holly Star (2018)!

This movie features puppets, pool, and paintball! What else could you want? How about a mystery?! How about a mystery that remains unsolved?! Boy howdy, are you in for a treat! Perhaps!

Join Joe on a noisy Podcast Patio for this, the sixth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let me know what you think on Twitter @joemoc!

05. Christmas in Wonderland

Joe watches the 2007 series of still images called Christmas in Wonderland!

There's a dad and two awful sons and a little girl and Chris Kattan and a guy and Carmen Electra and Tim Curry and a gigantic mall. The mall has sharks and an ice skating rink and a pool with beach chairs. The end.

If you read this first, don't watch this. It's not worth it. All you will gain is regret. Instead, let me tell you about it in this, the fifth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

Joe watches the 2007 series of still images called Christmas in Wonderland!

There's a dad and two awful sons and a little girl and Chris Kattan and a guy and Carmen Electra and Tim Curry and a gigantic mall. The mall has sharks and an ice skating rink and a pool with beach chairs. The end.

If you read this first, don't watch this. It's not worth it. All you will gain is regret. Instead, let me tell you about it in this, the fifth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

04. 48 Christmas Wishes

Joe endures the 2017 movie 48 Christmas Wishes!

This is no good. Three elves have to save the entire concept of Christmas from dissolution by gathering 48 wishes that died in a awful CGI explosion. Features a dead dad.

I can't believe I watched this, but you will after you listen to the fourth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

Joe endures the 2017 movie 48 Christmas Wishes!

This is no good. Three elves have to save the entire concept of Christmas from dissolution by gathering 48 wishes that died in a awful CGI explosion. Features a dead dad.

I can't believe I watched this, but you will after you listen to the fourth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

03. Christmas on Ice

Joe watches the 2020 movie Christmas on Ice!

Courtney works at an ice skating rink. Noah is a retired hockey player. Grace is a child. The Mayor is a man. Beth is a friend. Trevor is a Zamboni. Together they fight, smooch (minus Grace the child), and try to save a rink from closure!

The tagline is "one skate can change everything" but I assure you NO SKATE CHANGES ANYTHING. This movie is barely about skating! What is it about? Find out in this, the sparkling third episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

Courtney works at an ice skating rink. Noah is a retired hockey player. Grace is a child. The Mayor is a man. Beth is a friend. Trevor is a Zamboni. Together they fight, smooch (minus Grace the child), and try to save a rink from closure!

The tagline is "one skate can change everything" but I assure you NO SKATE CHANGES ANYTHING. This movie is barely about skating! What is it about? Find out in this, the sparkling third episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

02. Mr. Miracle

Joe watches the 2014 movie Mr. Miracle!

Harry Mills is an angel-in-training and he needs to work with a dog and a lady, who are both angels, in order to help Addie. We also meet Eric who is actually Erich and that's a whole thing.

Learn all about this and much more in the second episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

Joe watches the 2014 movie Mr. Miracle!

Harry Mills is an angel-in-training and he needs to work with a dog and a lady, who are both angels, in order to help Addie. We also meet Eric who is actually Erich and that's a whole thing.

Learn all about this and much more in the second episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

Joe Watches 60 Christmas Movies in 60 Days01. Ghosting: The Spirit of Christmas

Joe watches the 2019 movie Ghosting: The Spirit of Christmas!

Jess is dead! She can't respond to Ben's texts! He thinks he left a bad impression during their date, but it's nothing compared to the impression left by the car that hit her. What are the rules of ghosts? How does time work? What's the deal with Kane with a K? All these questions asked (and not a one answered) in this premiere episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!