School is out AGAIN today! Nancy’s 13-year-old has been super bored while at home. Her 18-year-old son’s power got shut off because he hasn’t been paying the bill. We called and woke him up to talk about it. 

Call and tell us your biggest DIY fail for a chance to win tickets and a gift basket for the Dogwood Arts Home and Garden Show! And get qualified for a $500 shopping spree at the event. 

Hot Tea: Sensors are being installed in the Winter Olympic ski jumping suits’ crotches after a team got caught cheating by adding material in that area. Apparently, more area there makes them stay in the air longer. Tim McGraw announced a new tour with support from The Chicks. It’s so cold in Florida that iguanas are freezing and falling out of trees. People are catching them and cooking the meat.  

A 90-year-old woman set a world record for the longest teaching female. We then asked listeners what job they had for the shortest amount of time. Several people quit on their first day. 

Lucky 7 for $50 to Old South Candy 

Savannah Guthrie and her siblings posted a video about their mom last night. They spoke about how much they love and miss her, and they pleaded to whoever took her to please contact them. 

Nancy’s got a weird lump on her ear and blames it on work. When she Googles what it could be, it said it’s some kind of dermatitis... that can be caused by wearing headphones a lot.  

Group Therapy: My New Wife Refuses to Get a Shared Bank Account with Me.  

You can once again vote on weird prop bets for the Super Bowl such as the Gatorade color and which San Francisco landmark will be shown first on tv.  

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