John and Alexx Hate Stuff

The world of civil asset forfeiture comes alive as Aaron Pierre goes head-to-head with Don Johnson. Will justice prevail or is this rebel a ridge too far?

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John and Alexx reenter the magical world of Hayao Miyazaki with "The Boy and the Heron." They then quickly ruin it with crude jokes. Enjoy!

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John and Alexx break the complex cipher that is David Fincher's Zodiac. Well, mostly they just gush over the film while alexx gets jealous over how easy it was to get away with murder in the 60s and 70s.  

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What if you played all your favorite sci-fi movies at once and at half-speed? It would be more interesting than Zak Snyder's unceasing director's cut of Rebel Moon. 

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John and Alexx discuss Arcadian. Tune in for the movie, stay for the naked mole-rat talk. 

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Some people laugh at Michael Stone because he's different. He gets viciously depressed and pushes away others because they're all the same. Not as punchy as the popular Hot Topic shirt, but a better movie than that one about being an Federal Bikini Inspector.

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It's a skip episode! Please enjoy our Patreon discussion of "Madam Web." 

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Much like Francis Ford Coppola and William Friedkin took their crews deep into the jungles to explore the very soul of humanity, Wes Anderson takes the cast and crew of Asteroid City on a voyage up his own ass. 

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John and Alexx get swole as hell to discuss Pain and Gain. Also: a joke about shrunken testes goes here.

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