John and Alexx Hate Stuff

A furniture store owner is driven insane by his low, low prices. The boys discuss the liminal horror sensation Backrooms. 

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Marxism AND outrageous fashion?! Boy, now you're speaking our language! The boys strut their stuff while discussing Boots Riley's I Love Boosters. 

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Is Damian McCarthy's latest horror an underrated gem or a load of...um...oh shoot...what's the word? It's on the tip of my tongue. It's like "nonsense" but folksier. Bunk? Hogwash?  Forget it, just listen to the episode.

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Despite Masters of the Universe being a movie at odds with itself and full of stale Marvel quips, Alexx still liked it. John did not. Listen as they battle for the sword of correct opinions.

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You know the internet, right? What if I told you the internet would become...bad? That's what Gore Verbinski would have you believe in his whack-a-doo time-traveling satire, Good Luck Have Fun Don't Die. Is it artificially intelligent, clever satire or is just bone stupid in that way only humans can be?

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John and Alexx channel their inner Francis Ford Coppola to discuss Luc Besson's Dracula.

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There is a problem with Earth's sun that will wipe out all life. Our only hope is to send Ryan Gosling into space to do some wacky bits.

In this episode we explore the inherent difficulty in adapting works across mediums, genetic predestination, and a cool rock. 

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One WEIRD trick to escape the wheel of Samsara and end your never-ending cycle of suffering. The Dalai Lama HATES him!

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John and Alexx paint their faces and chant a nonsensical catchphrase while discussing 2026's The Bride!

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The boys channel their inner Jeff Probst to discuss Sam Raimi's newest: Send Help

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