John and Alexx Hate Stuff

The fellas cut through the politics and religion in this 2011 dark satire to get to the real questions like "How does sex work?" 

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M. Night Shyamalan loves his daughter so much he built a movie around her, but not enough to make it a good one. 

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John and Alexx brave the hinterlands of Ireland to answer the eternal question: Can a blind Tilda Swinton-looking lady summon a golem powerful enough to destroy a general practitioner? 
Only a frank discussion of the horror hit "Oddity" will tell. 

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The fellas talk through nostalgia pains, identity and more when discussing Jane Schoenbrun's latest horror entry.

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The world of civil asset forfeiture comes alive as Aaron Pierre goes head-to-head with Don Johnson. Will justice prevail or is this rebel a ridge too far?

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John and Alexx reenter the magical world of Hayao Miyazaki with "The Boy and the Heron." They then quickly ruin it with crude jokes. Enjoy!

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John and Alexx break the complex cipher that is David Fincher's Zodiac. Well, mostly they just gush over the film while alexx gets jealous over how easy it was to get away with murder in the 60s and 70s.  

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What if you played all your favorite sci-fi movies at once and at half-speed? It would be more interesting than Zak Snyder's unceasing director's cut of Rebel Moon. 

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John and Alexx discuss Arcadian. Tune in for the movie, stay for the naked mole-rat talk. 

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Some people laugh at Michael Stone because he's different. He gets viciously depressed and pushes away others because they're all the same. Not as punchy as the popular Hot Topic shirt, but a better movie than that one about being an Federal Bikini Inspector.

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